SniperPumpkin
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this is how you lose the dish war
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
this is how you lose the dish war
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Not too shabby y’all.
Not. Too. Shabby.
Not. Too. Shabby.
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Not too shabby y’all.
Not. Too. Shabby.
Not. Too. Shabby.
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To all the doubters, AI is so close to being perfect
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
To all the doubters, AI is so close to being perfect
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
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Most relatable depiction of a human I’ve seen in a video game recently.
September 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Most relatable depiction of a human I’ve seen in a video game recently.
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Paul Saunders rt if you agree
September 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Paul Saunders rt if you agree
Well that's rude NYT Games 😛
September 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Well that's rude NYT Games 😛
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Emergency cute dog alert: Maple likes margaritas, apparently
June 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Emergency cute dog alert: Maple likes margaritas, apparently
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Remember Decker's golden rule: when crisis starts, instead of immediately posting stream of consciousness, stand up, pour yourself a strong drink, and do something else. The takes can wait an hour or two.
June 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Remember Decker's golden rule: when crisis starts, instead of immediately posting stream of consciousness, stand up, pour yourself a strong drink, and do something else. The takes can wait an hour or two.
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so I have a lot of complicated thoughts about the specific issue at hand, but I have to point out that’s not what “magical realism” is
June 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
so I have a lot of complicated thoughts about the specific issue at hand, but I have to point out that’s not what “magical realism” is
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"Whats this line item?"
"Counterintelligence, sir"
"It says they bought over 10,000 pizzas in FY25?"
"Yes, sir"
"Counterintelligence, sir"
"It says they bought over 10,000 pizzas in FY25?"
"Yes, sir"
June 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"Whats this line item?"
"Counterintelligence, sir"
"It says they bought over 10,000 pizzas in FY25?"
"Yes, sir"
"Counterintelligence, sir"
"It says they bought over 10,000 pizzas in FY25?"
"Yes, sir"
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Vinegar does no good, nor do other acids. Baking soda does no good, nor do other bases.The three tear gases are not neutralized by any of them. Milk does no good either.
You need soap/detergent and water for skin and clothing, and always only plain water for the eyes. Lots of it.
That’s it.
You need soap/detergent and water for skin and clothing, and always only plain water for the eyes. Lots of it.
That’s it.
June 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Vinegar does no good, nor do other acids. Baking soda does no good, nor do other bases.The three tear gases are not neutralized by any of them. Milk does no good either.
You need soap/detergent and water for skin and clothing, and always only plain water for the eyes. Lots of it.
That’s it.
You need soap/detergent and water for skin and clothing, and always only plain water for the eyes. Lots of it.
That’s it.
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Tough day at the Wordle factory today. Roughly half the users failed to guess it, even after six tries.
May 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Tough day at the Wordle factory today. Roughly half the users failed to guess it, even after six tries.
Thanks everyone, the memes have been great but it's time to go back to mostly ignoring the Pope.
May 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Thanks everyone, the memes have been great but it's time to go back to mostly ignoring the Pope.
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
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Pritzker centralizing all temporal and spirituality authority in preparation for the coming Khanate
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Pritzker centralizing all temporal and spirituality authority in preparation for the coming Khanate
Pleased to wake up to learn that PP lost his PP in the election last night.
You know, his Place in Parliament
You know, his Place in Parliament
April 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Pleased to wake up to learn that PP lost his PP in the election last night.
You know, his Place in Parliament
You know, his Place in Parliament
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🚨 YEATS: TURNING AND TURNING OF THE WIDENING GYRE EXPECTED TO COINCIDE WITH THE FALCON NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR THE FALCONER, CENTRE NOT EXPECTED TO HOLD
April 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
🚨 YEATS: TURNING AND TURNING OF THE WIDENING GYRE EXPECTED TO COINCIDE WITH THE FALCON NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR THE FALCONER, CENTRE NOT EXPECTED TO HOLD
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Two things that are true:
1. Government is not a business trying to run it like one is dumb.
2. People and project management are real skills and business is a good place to hone them.
1. Government is not a business trying to run it like one is dumb.
2. People and project management are real skills and business is a good place to hone them.
March 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Two things that are true:
1. Government is not a business trying to run it like one is dumb.
2. People and project management are real skills and business is a good place to hone them.
1. Government is not a business trying to run it like one is dumb.
2. People and project management are real skills and business is a good place to hone them.
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you can tell romantasy truly is ascendant as a genre because while people are saying very nice things about A Drop of Corruption, the negative bits are mostly "why isn't your murder mystery series a romance instead"
February 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
you can tell romantasy truly is ascendant as a genre because while people are saying very nice things about A Drop of Corruption, the negative bits are mostly "why isn't your murder mystery series a romance instead"
My most millennial belief: sometimes a Tumblr effortpost is the most reliable and insightful word on a subject.
January 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My most millennial belief: sometimes a Tumblr effortpost is the most reliable and insightful word on a subject.
As an appreciator of midcentury American Edu/vertizing films, I very much enjoyed this classic example of the form: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhBb... Asbestos is what makes it strong!
“ UNDERGROUND ARTERIES: STORY OF TRANSITE PIPE ASBESTOS CEMENT ” 1950s JOHNS-MANVILLE CORP XD45754
YouTube video by PeriscopeFilm
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January 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
As an appreciator of midcentury American Edu/vertizing films, I very much enjoyed this classic example of the form: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhBb... Asbestos is what makes it strong!
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We gotta reject “Well, RFK jr. is right about some things” and accept “if we don’t confront the real problems with our systems, it becomes much easier for con artists like this guy to manipulate people.”
January 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
We gotta reject “Well, RFK jr. is right about some things” and accept “if we don’t confront the real problems with our systems, it becomes much easier for con artists like this guy to manipulate people.”
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its honestly so cool to be so bad at making cars that when one of your cars explodes outside the hotel of the fascist president you are puppeting everyone just assumes your car blew up organically and doesn't even consider that it might be intentional
January 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
its honestly so cool to be so bad at making cars that when one of your cars explodes outside the hotel of the fascist president you are puppeting everyone just assumes your car blew up organically and doesn't even consider that it might be intentional
'Tis year. Welcome year. Please be kind.
January 1, 2025 at 6:37 AM
'Tis year. Welcome year. Please be kind.