not becky
@snailshell.bsky.social
would have been right at home in the days of dadaist France - reckless, crazed, nihilistic
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not becky
@snailshell.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Hi LSG
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we should keep stressing out the alcoholic in charge of murdering people on the ocean
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
we should keep stressing out the alcoholic in charge of murdering people on the ocean
Having a moment where I seriously miss a lot of people who left most social media around this time last year. I understand their reasoning completely but it just sucks not being able to have nice things because of *ahem*
So if you're here but not there: love youuuuu
So if you're here but not there: love youuuuu
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Having a moment where I seriously miss a lot of people who left most social media around this time last year. I understand their reasoning completely but it just sucks not being able to have nice things because of *ahem*
So if you're here but not there: love youuuuu
So if you're here but not there: love youuuuu
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You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
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[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
I'm watching Ben and Holly with the baby and genuinely appreciating how Queen Thistle is reading a knitting magazine while a sock magically knits beside her. This should be real.
September 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I'm watching Ben and Holly with the baby and genuinely appreciating how Queen Thistle is reading a knitting magazine while a sock magically knits beside her. This should be real.
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
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It’s simple:
- News bloopers
- unlikely animal friendships
Everything else fuckin SUCKS
- News bloopers
- unlikely animal friendships
Everything else fuckin SUCKS
September 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It’s simple:
- News bloopers
- unlikely animal friendships
Everything else fuckin SUCKS
- News bloopers
- unlikely animal friendships
Everything else fuckin SUCKS
I don't know if it's a big trend or just the last few yarn dyer videos I've seen but people are leaving too much blank in their colorways these days. It's not *speckled,* it is half finished.
September 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I don't know if it's a big trend or just the last few yarn dyer videos I've seen but people are leaving too much blank in their colorways these days. It's not *speckled,* it is half finished.
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Footballers whose names have a strong Eleanor Rigby cadence. I'll go first:
Jeremie Frimpong
Jeremie Frimpong
September 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Footballers whose names have a strong Eleanor Rigby cadence. I'll go first:
Jeremie Frimpong
Jeremie Frimpong
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I crocheted Patti Smith’s Horses cover
September 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I crocheted Patti Smith’s Horses cover
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oh so now it's a crime to have friends? and write them little poems? wow. you people just hate male friendship. this is why there's a male loneliness epidemic
September 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
oh so now it's a crime to have friends? and write them little poems? wow. you people just hate male friendship. this is why there's a male loneliness epidemic
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Today on a shadow docket SCOTUS ruled 6-3 that Trump's ICE fascists can use ethnicity as a ‘relevant factor’ when furnishing reasonable suspicion to detain people, specifically citing Latinos.
No mention of ~600K mostly white Canadian & Euro undocumented immigrants.
This is what fascism looks like
No mention of ~600K mostly white Canadian & Euro undocumented immigrants.
This is what fascism looks like
September 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Today on a shadow docket SCOTUS ruled 6-3 that Trump's ICE fascists can use ethnicity as a ‘relevant factor’ when furnishing reasonable suspicion to detain people, specifically citing Latinos.
No mention of ~600K mostly white Canadian & Euro undocumented immigrants.
This is what fascism looks like
No mention of ~600K mostly white Canadian & Euro undocumented immigrants.
This is what fascism looks like
I bought a new living room record player for my birthday this weekend so now my poor family has more opportunities to hear my entire carousel music collection every night
September 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I bought a new living room record player for my birthday this weekend so now my poor family has more opportunities to hear my entire carousel music collection every night
I hate when companies claim their edibles are actually good and then you get one and it's just a phlegmy brick of possum pectin
September 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I hate when companies claim their edibles are actually good and then you get one and it's just a phlegmy brick of possum pectin
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Explaining to this baby how there's a noise ordinance in this town and she is also destroying my quiet enjoyment of my property by being awake, but she continues to giggle and play. No respect for the rule of law whatsoever.
August 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Explaining to this baby how there's a noise ordinance in this town and she is also destroying my quiet enjoyment of my property by being awake, but she continues to giggle and play. No respect for the rule of law whatsoever.
Important: the baby has selected her affectionate name for her father and it's DADD-OOOO
August 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Important: the baby has selected her affectionate name for her father and it's DADD-OOOO
The internet is a shitty place for sure but a beautiful vein of content is big hobby groups on Facebook where MAGA folks are flailing as they try to reconcile overseas shipping changes after the 29th. It's amazing. I've seen so much screeching over yarn and records.
August 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The internet is a shitty place for sure but a beautiful vein of content is big hobby groups on Facebook where MAGA folks are flailing as they try to reconcile overseas shipping changes after the 29th. It's amazing. I've seen so much screeching over yarn and records.
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them: lol lib you triggered now that cracker barrel caved
me: sorry i was watching college football and having a great relationship with my spouse, what's crackel barn
me: sorry i was watching college football and having a great relationship with my spouse, what's crackel barn
August 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
them: lol lib you triggered now that cracker barrel caved
me: sorry i was watching college football and having a great relationship with my spouse, what's crackel barn
me: sorry i was watching college football and having a great relationship with my spouse, what's crackel barn
Begging content writers to do better than "knitting - a forgotten hobby that makes us think of OLD PEOPLE - is inexplicably popular with the youngest generation?!" I've been reading these articles for 25+ years and surely they weren't new back then. Everyone fucking knits. All ages knit.
August 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Begging content writers to do better than "knitting - a forgotten hobby that makes us think of OLD PEOPLE - is inexplicably popular with the youngest generation?!" I've been reading these articles for 25+ years and surely they weren't new back then. Everyone fucking knits. All ages knit.
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I’m sad that Ozzy is gone, but it makes me happy to imagine the music he’s making in Heaven right now with Tiny Tim, Luciano Pavarotti, and John Philip Sousa
July 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’m sad that Ozzy is gone, but it makes me happy to imagine the music he’s making in Heaven right now with Tiny Tim, Luciano Pavarotti, and John Philip Sousa
I have a very part time job that I love doing, but the next several days I'm scheduled have the closest parking lots closed for maintenance. I need the money so I'm going to go do it anyway but it's going to *hurt* between hauling o2 the extra way and the extra o2 I'll have to carry for the walk.
July 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I have a very part time job that I love doing, but the next several days I'm scheduled have the closest parking lots closed for maintenance. I need the money so I'm going to go do it anyway but it's going to *hurt* between hauling o2 the extra way and the extra o2 I'll have to carry for the walk.
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Getting rid of PBS is also meant to clear the field for Prager U to be the place for children programming.
July 19, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Getting rid of PBS is also meant to clear the field for Prager U to be the place for children programming.