Jill
@smellslikefailure.bsky.social
She/her, ADHD goblin, animal lover, snarky klutz. At times acerbic and confrontational, we're working on it.
I am not family-friendly.
ICE agents burn in hell.
I am not family-friendly.
ICE agents burn in hell.
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Jill
@smellslikefailure.bsky.social
· Mar 23
If any aliens are reading this, I'm totally down to be part of your "creatures of Earth" exhibit, hmu
I know tags are annoying, but how else am I supposed to find the front of my shirts?!
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I know tags are annoying, but how else am I supposed to find the front of my shirts?!
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"Penile amputation is a rare urologic emergency..."
Oh, well, that's a relief then
Oh, well, that's a relief then
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"Penile amputation is a rare urologic emergency..."
Oh, well, that's a relief then
Oh, well, that's a relief then
Where's my "does bounce squats while looking for something they dropped" gang?
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Where's my "does bounce squats while looking for something they dropped" gang?
Always a good start to the day when you brew a cup of coffee but forget the cup
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Always a good start to the day when you brew a cup of coffee but forget the cup
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apex predator
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
apex predator
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Friends, I hate to ask but I need some help please 🙏 I urgently need a new temp quarantine space.
If you have a little extra would you consider donating toward heavy-duty cages? Thank you for considering!
donorbox.org/ccn-quaranti...
(Also check out my new logo! 🤩🥳)
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If you have a little extra would you consider donating toward heavy-duty cages? Thank you for considering!
donorbox.org/ccn-quaranti...
(Also check out my new logo! 🤩🥳)
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Quarantine Cages for Cat Care Network | CAT CARE NETWORK (Powered by Donorbox)
donorbox.org
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Friends, I hate to ask but I need some help please 🙏 I urgently need a new temp quarantine space.
If you have a little extra would you consider donating toward heavy-duty cages? Thank you for considering!
donorbox.org/ccn-quaranti...
(Also check out my new logo! 🤩🥳)
1/🧵
If you have a little extra would you consider donating toward heavy-duty cages? Thank you for considering!
donorbox.org/ccn-quaranti...
(Also check out my new logo! 🤩🥳)
1/🧵
If you haven't watched the English dub of "Ghost Stories," you are missing OUT
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
If you haven't watched the English dub of "Ghost Stories," you are missing OUT
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Ideal jrpg party composition
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ideal jrpg party composition
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ICE sighting on Lake Boone Trail near the hospital.
(Raleigh, NC)
(Raleigh, NC)
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
ICE sighting on Lake Boone Trail near the hospital.
(Raleigh, NC)
(Raleigh, NC)
Watching the first episode of an anime titled "Reborn as a Vending Machine, Now I Wander the Dungeon." How long were you other nerds gonna keep this one hidden from me?!
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Watching the first episode of an anime titled "Reborn as a Vending Machine, Now I Wander the Dungeon." How long were you other nerds gonna keep this one hidden from me?!
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This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)
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fyi nb/trans friends
INBOX: The U.S. State Department quietly updated its Sex Marker in Passports page today, signaling that the Trump administration will seek to invalidate existing valid passports with X markers.
travel.state.gov/content/trav...
travel.state.gov/content/trav...
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
fyi nb/trans friends
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An illness that makes you sleep a lot sounds like a good thing, but it turns out it isn't. In the early 1900s, all around the world, a lot of people died from it!
open.spotify.com/episode/1mww...
open.spotify.com/episode/1mww...
E43 - The Sleepy Sickness Epidemic
open.spotify.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 AM
An illness that makes you sleep a lot sounds like a good thing, but it turns out it isn't. In the early 1900s, all around the world, a lot of people died from it!
open.spotify.com/episode/1mww...
open.spotify.com/episode/1mww...
People that eat ass? You mean bottom feeders?
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
People that eat ass? You mean bottom feeders?
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Things are hard all over, but if you can help out my friend Chris in a really difficult time, i'd appreciate it. Or at least give it a share. Thank you.
I gotta do a bigger post but:
it looks like I'm going to need some financial help covering costs of helping my dad
ko-fi.com/O4O8CAE3
it looks like I'm going to need some financial help covering costs of helping my dad
ko-fi.com/O4O8CAE3
Buy Huth a Coffee
Become a supporter of Huth today!
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November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Things are hard all over, but if you can help out my friend Chris in a really difficult time, i'd appreciate it. Or at least give it a share. Thank you.
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Hi please consider getting holiday gifts from my store because the first of two supplies orders arrived today and *panic laugh*.
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hi please consider getting holiday gifts from my store because the first of two supplies orders arrived today and *panic laugh*.
Just pulled a nail clipping from behind my cat's ear, and now I feel like the worst magician ever
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Just pulled a nail clipping from behind my cat's ear, and now I feel like the worst magician ever
Yes I enable substance use with my cats, what of it?
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Yes I enable substance use with my cats, what of it?
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?
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It's a dark time for artists. Many are struggling!
It's easy to buy gifts online. When you buy from *artists*, you're supporting working people, instead of making rich jerks richer.
This fall, send your present $$ to an artist's shop!
Artists! Drop your shop links!
& check out SquidFacts.net 😘
It's easy to buy gifts online. When you buy from *artists*, you're supporting working people, instead of making rich jerks richer.
This fall, send your present $$ to an artist's shop!
Artists! Drop your shop links!
& check out SquidFacts.net 😘
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It's a dark time for artists. Many are struggling!
It's easy to buy gifts online. When you buy from *artists*, you're supporting working people, instead of making rich jerks richer.
This fall, send your present $$ to an artist's shop!
Artists! Drop your shop links!
& check out SquidFacts.net 😘
It's easy to buy gifts online. When you buy from *artists*, you're supporting working people, instead of making rich jerks richer.
This fall, send your present $$ to an artist's shop!
Artists! Drop your shop links!
& check out SquidFacts.net 😘
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Sally haz a hiccups (sound on plz)
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Sally haz a hiccups (sound on plz)
I accidentally the cats, and now they expect treats every time I make a cup of coffee
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I accidentally the cats, and now they expect treats every time I make a cup of coffee
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I’m still contending with a lack of income, so if you enjoy the stuff I create, kindly consider sharing this post, leaving a tip, or becoming a monthly subscriber.
Thanks so much.
Thanks so much.
Support The Card
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ko-fi.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I’m still contending with a lack of income, so if you enjoy the stuff I create, kindly consider sharing this post, leaving a tip, or becoming a monthly subscriber.
Thanks so much.
Thanks so much.