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Jill
@smellslikefailure.bsky.social
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She/her, ADHD goblin, animal lover, snarky klutz. At times acerbic and confrontational, we're working on it.

I am not family-friendly.

ICE agents burn in hell.
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Orangutan sitting in a green wood chair, staring off into the distance, wearing a cute little straw hat with flowers
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?
A horrifyingly ugly "witch" from the 1985 movie "House." Imagine if a bloated corpse still had hair, and a mouth full of sharp teeth...that's the "witch."
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Ask and ye shall receive :P
Satirical article about a Christian couple maintaining abstinence through first two years of marriage. In order to calm themselves when they start having "bedroom thoughts," the woman mists herself with cool water, and the man eats a whole raw potato.
October 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Screenshot from Discord of me saying "I don't fucking know dude, don't make me make fucking lists"
October 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Side-view of a Betamax tape of Flight of the Navigator
October 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Meme pic that says "It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out"
October 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Learn something new every day!
A picture showing an asteroid hitting the Earth, while text under it reads "The trout population is very sensitive to changes to the environment. Including but not limited to: an asteroid impact with the energy of several million nuclear warheads."
October 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Watching more Demon Slayer, casually losing my shit
A still image from the anime Demon Slayer, showing 3 of the main characters. They're youngish boys made to look like they are actually little girls. Their faces are lookin goofy as hell with big eyes, bright circles of blush on their cheeks, and very overdrawn red lips.
September 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Couldn’t have asked for better weather for my last day here! And yes I did acquire new jewelry, thanks for noticing.
A sunny day on the Ocean City Boardwalk. Many shops line one side. A view of sandy dunes with the ocean behind. The sky is a gorgeous blue with many fluffy clouds. A hand with a plastic ugly-ass crab ring on the ring finger. It’s very much a ring for children but I have cursed baby hands, so it fits perfectly.
August 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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A wooden version of the game “Connect 4” on a porch with a mischevious little imp (aka a little girl) fusses with the round wooden discs of red and black.
August 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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This is me right now (I lost my whitening tray)
Kiefer Sutherland's face with his mouth open weirdly and he's all teeth
August 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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All grown up! She weighs a whopping 6.2lbs now. :D
A small dilute calico kitty is curled up on a white blanket. She looks aggravated but that's just her face.
August 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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For #Caturday, my Callie when she was still a wee kitten. I can't believe she's 10 years old!
A smoll dilute calico kitty resting awkwardly on a blue-jeaned lap. A tiny dilute calico kitten is sleeping on her side on a bed. Above and below her are L A R G E kitties, one a brown-striped tabby, the other a floofy greybie.
August 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Do I want a Rimworld Hive Queen plush?? Look at her!
A hand is holding a plush of a creature from the video game Rimworld. It's an insect hive queen, and she has an insectoid face with a big fat (pale)egg-producing body. She's cute and disgusting and I want one.
July 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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ZoLO
Weird wooden painted bits from a mix and match type toy called ZoLO
June 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Here's my Bandit before his fur grew back :)
My old boy Bandit (2007-2024), a couple weeks after his initial hind-leg amputation. Half his butt is shaved, and so is part of his front paw. He's a black kitty.
June 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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It's very hard to see (I didn't want to get close!) but I grabbed a pic before he disappeared
A not-so-clear image of part of a shark stuffy with a teeny snake head peeping out from behind the fin. That shark lives in my closet, and I never did catch the snake. I bet it's still in here, somewhere, waiting...plotting...
June 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Got an adorable fridge magnet from @itsflanoy.bsky.social! Ty Flanoy and Flanoy's momb, y'all are great <3
Picture of a magnet on the side of a fridge. On the magnet is a darling orange and white kitty named Flanoy, a red background on top with a bunch of tacos on the bottom, with FLANOY'S TACOS and the taco #.
June 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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My friend is coming back from his vacation and y'all, I can't with this place. Imagine stopping for gas and THIS is what you get.
Interior shot of an aisle in a gas station. Everything is painted either a bright green, or a dark purple. There's a cardboard cutout of Chewbacca, and a grey alien painted on the floor. The place is chaos on the eyes. Interior shot of a gas station featuring a chips and candy display. Everything is still painted hideously green and purple, Chewbacca's head is making an appearance, but this time the ceiling is blue, and it has fluffy fake clouds all over it. For sale are "exotic ass chips," "exotic ass candy," and "Crack Balls." It's unclear if the chips and candy are actually ass, or if they're exotic. I like to think the former based on the environment.
June 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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I don't feel like searching the car rn so I'm leaving you a pic of another figurine just like him ;P

Online friend mailed it years ago, called him the God of Sloth, but he's just an ogre.
A fat ogre/troll figurine cast in dark grey resin
May 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Seconding the idea of a soft collar, I had to use one on my little Bandit after he had his hind leg amputated. He had to wear it for 2 weeks so I had to get something he could easily sleep in.

I can't seem to find a pic of him in it, but here have a bonus shaved kitty ;P
A black kitty with green-yellow eyes is laying on a bed. He's missing fur on part of his front paw, and a spot near his hind end. He's healing from a recent amputation.
May 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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If these are eggs, what's gonna hatch?
A dark green tree leaf is studded with little round things that look to be some sort of insect egg
May 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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May 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Next time you see Jeff, remind him of this
May 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM