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Jill
@smellslikefailure.bsky.social
She/her, ADHD goblin, animal lover, snarky klutz. At times acerbic and confrontational, we're working on it.

I am not family-friendly.

ICE agents burn in hell.
Goodness gimme some of that appetite lol
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I didn't eat yesterday and today I still don't feel like anything, blargh
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
One of the games apparently includes "overtly pro-DEI messaging."

Can someone explain to me wtf that means cause I'm not getting it. The game is a match-3 game, btw, which makes it all the more nonsensical.
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I just mainline MSG straight into my veins
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I'd wear a goatse watch over this monstrosity any day
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
That thing is hideous, wow
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I'll allow it ;P
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Just strap me to the hood
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I was lucky to interact with a couple lil roos at a sanctuary, and their fur is SO. SOFT. Maybe we can convince them that pets are nice? I think everyone would benefit
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Can I come with? I'm very quiet and I don't eat much ;P
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Oh, that's alright then ;P Maybe he'll be more open to RD if he enjoys BG3
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
That little shit. I dunno what I was expecting from a CS kid, though. Strict FPS players are fuckin weird.
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Or, hear me out... we give guns to our guns. Surely the good guns will stop the bad guns before they can cause any harm, right?
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
He's still working on Baby Time, where every year feels significant in length. Damned kids.

Did you tell him RDR2 is a goddamned masterpiece?!
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Just look for someone that's part of the IBTC (Itty Bitty Titty Committee)
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I'd have had some words lol
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Is that the actual recipe name? If so, that'd be HILARIOUS (looks delicious!)
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Just pour some litter down your pants, it'll be fine
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Did that mess with y'all's relationship any?
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Is the money worth being a caretaker while you're still young? Guess she'll find out!
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Joints sure ain't what they used to be
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My family gatherings are relatively quiet, and we're all Very Polite. We're like a bunch of old folks, sitting around watching Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune. :P
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM