Greasy Thug II
@smarka.bsky.social
Always the Billy Lyons, never the Stagger Lee
You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Charlie Brown
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Charlie Brown
People who play videos on their phone speakers in public is a real pet peef of mine. One of my top ten pet peeves.
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
People who play videos on their phone speakers in public is a real pet peef of mine. One of my top ten pet peeves.
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We don't really know how bicycles work.
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
We don't really know how bicycles work.
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Dogs and dumps
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Dogs and dumps
Record collection reached 1000 (at least those that have been catalogued in Discogs, though it is likely that a handful escaped detection).
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Record collection reached 1000 (at least those that have been catalogued in Discogs, though it is likely that a handful escaped detection).
A Gooner at Gracie!
The West has Fallen. The Mayor of New York City is an Arsenal fan.
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
A Gooner at Gracie!
Bear is driving car. How can that be?!
Comedy Central | Clerks "A Dissertation on the American Justice System By People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, But Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers" | December 22, 2002; 10:30pm
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Bear is driving car. How can that be?!
First time dressing up for Halloween in years. I’m going as a floor
October 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
First time dressing up for Halloween in years. I’m going as a floor
Just realized how fucking lucky we are that Elizabeth Holmes was pure fraud and got caught. Imagine her pushing AI. Fucking nightmare
October 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Just realized how fucking lucky we are that Elizabeth Holmes was pure fraud and got caught. Imagine her pushing AI. Fucking nightmare
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this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.
October 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.
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Administrators at Indiana University baselessly fired the student media director and ordered the student paper to cease its print edition, so it'd sure be a shame if this excellent digital front page were to be widely shared today
issuu.com/idsnews/docs...
issuu.com/idsnews/docs...
October 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Administrators at Indiana University baselessly fired the student media director and ordered the student paper to cease its print edition, so it'd sure be a shame if this excellent digital front page were to be widely shared today
issuu.com/idsnews/docs...
issuu.com/idsnews/docs...
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Never noticed it, but there’s a smiling volcano on the wall in the background. Interesting decor choice.
BREAKING: Father Intintola has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
September 19, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Never noticed it, but there’s a smiling volcano on the wall in the background. Interesting decor choice.
Let’s have more “pop corn” and less “cop porn”
August 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Let’s have more “pop corn” and less “cop porn”
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There’s a dog who pops up occasionally in my feed named Bruce who, in coloring and expression, looks like he just had a pie thrown at his face.
August 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
There’s a dog who pops up occasionally in my feed named Bruce who, in coloring and expression, looks like he just had a pie thrown at his face.
Greatly diminish a band: The Surviving Kennedy
(Cuz it’s RFK Jr)
(Cuz it’s RFK Jr)
Slightly diminish a band: The Only Mostly Dead Kennedys
Slightly diminish a band: The Beach Toddlers
August 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Greatly diminish a band: The Surviving Kennedy
(Cuz it’s RFK Jr)
(Cuz it’s RFK Jr)
Me when the 2023 WNBA season ended: cool, my hometown team is getting the best prospect, adding to a roster that includes another recent #1 pick. This team will be fun to follow!
Me now: the invention of basketball, nay, all sports—nay, human language, was a mistake.
Me now: the invention of basketball, nay, all sports—nay, human language, was a mistake.
When I saw the headline I assumed the “civil rights” bit was going to be some clunky metaphor, but no, this WSJ columnist is sincerely urging Caitlin Clark to sue for reverse race discrimination under a hostile work environment theory www.wsj.com/opinion/the-...
August 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Me when the 2023 WNBA season ended: cool, my hometown team is getting the best prospect, adding to a roster that includes another recent #1 pick. This team will be fun to follow!
Me now: the invention of basketball, nay, all sports—nay, human language, was a mistake.
Me now: the invention of basketball, nay, all sports—nay, human language, was a mistake.
Poptimism
quote this post with one thing you hate that the government made up
July 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Poptimism
The last two conversations I had with professors were either (1) at a Yo La Tengo concert or (2) about a Yo La Tengo concert
I have probably a hundred college professors following me and 100% of them look like they work too much for too little money and the biggest excitement they get is having good soup
What the fuck is this guy talking about?
You get the sense that perhaps deBoer has never been to a college in this U.S. before, or that he doesn't really know what a college is
You get the sense that perhaps deBoer has never been to a college in this U.S. before, or that he doesn't really know what a college is
July 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The last two conversations I had with professors were either (1) at a Yo La Tengo concert or (2) about a Yo La Tengo concert
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slipped multiple fall references into that first endless mode post
July 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
slipped multiple fall references into that first endless mode post
Gary Larson, Lump with Handle, 1982 @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
Alberto Giacometti, Figure, II, c. 1945 #artbots #moma
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136760
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136760
June 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Gary Larson, Lump with Handle, 1982 @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social