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fan of the funny books and dice rolling games. denizen of malchut. zionists (& wannabe “anti-zionists”) fuck off. we will achieve communism through the power of Alchemy
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Found out about an incredible type of guy today
October 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Found out about an incredible type of guy today
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Yes. The box was just what I was looking for.
October 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Yes. The box was just what I was looking for.
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There's no need for discourse. Having a totenkopf tattoo is immediately disqualifying not just from political office but from public life. This seems like the most idiotically obvious thing imaginable.
October 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
There's no need for discourse. Having a totenkopf tattoo is immediately disqualifying not just from political office but from public life. This seems like the most idiotically obvious thing imaginable.
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the day has come
October 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
the day has come
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have to admire the sheer youtube shorts power of DC K.O.
October 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
have to admire the sheer youtube shorts power of DC K.O.
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Welcome to Gnisis, a bigger, better slop golem. I'm %Name. Can I help you find someone in particular? Or are you just looking for a little advice from a local?
October 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Welcome to Gnisis, a bigger, better slop golem. I'm %Name. Can I help you find someone in particular? Or are you just looking for a little advice from a local?
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Your Custom Left Adamantium Pauldron isn't ready yet. Be patient.
October 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Your Custom Left Adamantium Pauldron isn't ready yet. Be patient.
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Apologies to my boyfriend for letting me watch this in 4K on his huge television for an optimal viewing experience, but this is clear cut jingoism to grease the wheels of a fucking death empire. You all know better than this and you fell for it anyways!
You guys really need to calm down. It’s mid at best, blatant consent manufacturing for the Military Industrial Complex at worst. It’s really both.
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October 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Apologies to my boyfriend for letting me watch this in 4K on his huge television for an optimal viewing experience, but this is clear cut jingoism to grease the wheels of a fucking death empire. You all know better than this and you fell for it anyways!
honestly 50/50 he actually will
Did Cuomo really ask Zohran to denounce Hasan Piker?! LMAO
October 17, 2025 at 9:10 AM
honestly 50/50 he actually will
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not really no
October 17, 2025 at 8:57 AM
not really no
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this might be the least informed comic tweet i’ve ever seen
October 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
this might be the least informed comic tweet i’ve ever seen
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second guy has pfp from a movie about good old values and being nice as political activism I see #wellwellwell
At least there’s a BUNCH of extremely funny dolts in DWJ’s original post’s replies:
October 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
second guy has pfp from a movie about good old values and being nice as political activism I see #wellwellwell
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This is what it feels like over here
October 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
This is what it feels like over here
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Alan moore: "Oi worship uh snake gohd because oi know it doesnt exist but framing elements of moi life within the belief system of glykon helps me find peace"
Grant Morrison: If ah dont ask doo.hickey tah generate "epic screensaver" every 30 minuhs Roko's basilisk is sher ta ate us
Grant Morrison: If ah dont ask doo.hickey tah generate "epic screensaver" every 30 minuhs Roko's basilisk is sher ta ate us
October 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Alan moore: "Oi worship uh snake gohd because oi know it doesnt exist but framing elements of moi life within the belief system of glykon helps me find peace"
Grant Morrison: If ah dont ask doo.hickey tah generate "epic screensaver" every 30 minuhs Roko's basilisk is sher ta ate us
Grant Morrison: If ah dont ask doo.hickey tah generate "epic screensaver" every 30 minuhs Roko's basilisk is sher ta ate us
who up steelin they dan
October 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
who up steelin they dan
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There was never going to be a good explanation for this, and sure enough, we got a shitty, embarrassing one. I can't say it's *disappointing*, because it's in line with Morrison's longstanding doe-eyed futurism and convenient coziness with capital. Consider the last graf of their essay "Pop Magic!":
October 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
There was never going to be a good explanation for this, and sure enough, we got a shitty, embarrassing one. I can't say it's *disappointing*, because it's in line with Morrison's longstanding doe-eyed futurism and convenient coziness with capital. Consider the last graf of their essay "Pop Magic!":
