Jug Heat
Jumped on the train tracks recently when there was a 13 minute wait just to see how easy it was to get back up
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I feel like columbo is lowkey peam uncslop
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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I know an uncircumcised guy who never washed and one time he was getting mugged and he rolled his shit like a gogurt and shot a projectile
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The load of iron ore weighed twenty-six thousand tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Fergie if she ways using hinge in bushwick: Can you meet me, She/They
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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JEAN GIRAUD, IMMEDIATELY AFTER ASKING A GIRL IF THEY’VE BEEN AIRTIGHT BEFORE: no dude like the garage I’m sorry I meant like the garage
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Do you guys think i can text a divorced woman i havent seen since june?
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Counting or not counting falcone violence
November 6, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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mods are asleep. time to tease the game.
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I took her to my pentmouse then i squeaked it
October 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Washing down zinc & citrulline w/coors banquet
October 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
You have to goon your shit to the orange catholic tijuana bible in the dune era because they destroyed internet porn in the smutlerian jihad
October 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Rent's due on friday--do you know #TheMethod???
#knowthegame #rewritetherules #puttingyouongame
October 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Ntsbts rebuild is pretty good
October 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I think every movie should have a song on the sound track that is an al yankovich style parody of a real song that's about the move you just watched or are about to watch depending on which set of credits it's in
October 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
October 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Peep show inner monologue: my heavens, is she just pissing in me mouth guvnah?
I didnt know squirt worked like that lowkey
October 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Jeremy Allen White has been cast as Gary Groth in Fantagraphics the Movie.
Source: @danielrpk1.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Reading a porno zine to get a handjob tonight
October 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Peter grippin the way she got me drunk in her clam
October 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Askong for a handjob in a world of foot and armit fuckers
October 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
My highest performing skeet is about twitter
October 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Shotgun harpoongun beercan challenge happening sometime tomorrow
I have a gun
October 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
There's literally nothing worse than when the jig is up, bro
October 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I need someone to tldr the meta for this place? What's the shrimp frying rice? Who's the bean dad? Halloween comstumes are so stressful for the adhd community? You people can't do anything?
October 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM