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Benjé
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Yautja that use cloaking technology are cheating bastards
June 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Nintendo switch 2 confirmed to have Joi cons as the new gimmick
April 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Sometimes your wrists hurt from playing too much league of legends during your teenage years and that’s ok.
January 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The pioneer woman has just been pardoned for her involvement in January 6th.
January 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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For immediate release: The OCR will no longer investigate cases of discriminatory censorship.
January 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Having your state flag put up outside your house is a peak dumb guy thing
November 26, 2024 at 2:47 PM
A man can't go any lower than drinking a rip it
November 26, 2024 at 4:13 AM
When caffeine makes me go insane I think to myself that maybe mormons had a point about it.
November 26, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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November 23, 2024 at 1:25 AM
There should be a Forbes 1,000,000 under 1,000,000 list and me and all my friends are on it
November 22, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Peacan pie soon
November 22, 2024 at 2:00 AM
What the hell was Joseph Gordon Levitt even doing with that Hitrecord stuff
November 20, 2024 at 1:28 AM
It's always funny coming across people online who still have the kekistani flag as their pfp preaching about societal woes and wokeness
November 17, 2024 at 6:24 PM
The peanut butter captain crunch is probably the best cereal . I don’t like Reese’s puffs because I don’t think the chocolate is able to replicate what you get from the candy.
November 17, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Oh wow you're telling me that this situation is like 1984? Wrong, it's The Very Hungry Caterpillar 🤦🏼‍♂️
November 15, 2024 at 8:28 PM
It probably feels so good to be a merman soaking it up in the water
November 15, 2024 at 6:37 AM
Appreciating alien women and female Bigfoot
I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?

I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
November 14, 2024 at 3:42 AM
I don’t understand who the audience is for those comics that are made with 3D models. They always look so damn bad, like a bootleg telltale game from a dream you had.
November 14, 2024 at 3:34 AM
If they ever made an adaptation for the comic Thick Skins, Dave Bautista would be the perfect actor to play Lark. Tbh I wonder if they based the character design off of him.
November 14, 2024 at 2:59 AM
My left AirPod started having essentially 30% max volume only one month after getting them. I’m glad I got the insurance but I hope this won’t be a consistent thing after I send them in.
November 12, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Ordered some of Brandson Sanderson’s books, time to see what all the hype is about. Haven’t read long form fantasy in so long.
November 12, 2024 at 2:30 AM
I would love it if From Indian Lakes re-released an Absent Sounds vinyl as an anniversary session like they did with Able Bodies
November 11, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Stop what you’re doing and post a gif of your favorite anime
November 11, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Lol I’ve written about 6k words so far for all of my essays today and I still have more to do before midnight. A lot more bursts of creativity than usual for once, my writers block has been terrible for a while.
November 8, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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don’t forget to follow me on instagram I would love three more followers for a nice number
November 8, 2024 at 2:52 AM