Jug Heat
Morrison going back to drawing & people on the tl turning on Dan Mora
#ManyAreSayingThis
#NeverWrongJustEarly
November 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Slobbert Clowney Goo-nior as Sperm-Cock Domes while fighting some guy:
Piss-Cum-Glob-Goo-late
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Im developing a multi-part series of JOI videos where you're only allowed to cum after 8 hours. Working title: Surf Ejacula
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Why havent we implemented this techbology elsewhere
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Jumped on the train tracks recently when there was a 13 minute wait just to see how easy it was to get back up
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I feel like columbo is lowkey peam uncslop
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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I know an uncircumcised guy who never washed and one time he was getting mugged and he rolled his shit like a gogurt and shot a projectile
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The load of iron ore weighed twenty-six thousand tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Fergie if she ways using hinge in bushwick: Can you meet me, She/They
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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JEAN GIRAUD, IMMEDIATELY AFTER ASKING A GIRL IF THEY’VE BEEN AIRTIGHT BEFORE: no dude like the garage I’m sorry I meant like the garage
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Do you guys think i can text a divorced woman i havent seen since june?
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Counting or not counting falcone violence
November 6, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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mods are asleep. time to tease the game.
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I took her to my pentmouse then i squeaked it
October 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Washing down zinc & citrulline w/coors banquet
October 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
You have to goon your shit to the orange catholic tijuana bible in the dune era because they destroyed internet porn in the smutlerian jihad
October 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Rent's due on friday--do you know #TheMethod???
#knowthegame #rewritetherules #puttingyouongame
October 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Ntsbts rebuild is pretty good
October 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I think every movie should have a song on the sound track that is an al yankovich style parody of a real song that's about the move you just watched or are about to watch depending on which set of credits it's in
October 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
October 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Peep show inner monologue: my heavens, is she just pissing in me mouth guvnah?
I didnt know squirt worked like that lowkey
October 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Jeremy Allen White has been cast as Gary Groth in Fantagraphics the Movie.
Source: @danielrpk1.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Reading a porno zine to get a handjob tonight
October 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Peter grippin the way she got me drunk in her clam
October 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Askong for a handjob in a world of foot and armit fuckers
October 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM