Dirk Strangler
dirkstrangler.bsky.social
Dirk Strangler
@dirkstrangler.bsky.social
U r mr gay
Please help me get trap queen by fetty wap to one billion views. If me and each of my followers listens to it a couple million times we will get there in no time
January 8, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Globally, collectively, mankind has one "dream game"
GTA plus sim city plus the sims and also you can drive the cars
January 7, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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We Made This Cilanto Averse Child Predator Eat The World's Most Authentic Street Taco
January 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
TCM should be on public access. I loved universal monsters & Godzilla but if I was watching Lubitsch movies instead of svengoolie when I was 5 years old I would be one of those people who goes to the theater every Friday after work. Movie companies are LOSING money not doing this
January 6, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Why does dracula live in a shit ass block house, hes like a millionare
January 5, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.

“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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military mom here. a murderer fell out of my pussy like twenty years ago
look man at that point you get yourself arrested

it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
January 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
This is all because lizzo played that crystal flute
January 4, 2026 at 12:35 AM
does anybody have that video of like 3d xxxtentacion crying as hes about to get hit by a bullet
January 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
January 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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One last little drawing of 2025
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Like 2 months ago i had a dream where someone mentioned in the background that either penn or teller died in some sort of horrible incident or one of them got shot and i thought it was real until right now
January 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
My computer is slowly dying right as all computer parts cost 100,000 dollars......
a bald man with a beard wearing a white shirt with a picture of a man on it
ALT: a bald man with a beard wearing a white shirt with a picture of a man on it
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
All of the blue people from avatar were also in the epstein files but the left seems to only single out people from ONE specific ethnic group, i wonder why 🤔🤔🤔
December 31, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Coworker: any plans for the weekend?
Me: nothing much, probably just roaming the earth as did the dinosaurs of old
June 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is it fucked up I like dicey dungeons more than slay the spire
December 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Dave Chappelle in the bright universe: Let's sprinkle some goblin juice on him and get out of here
December 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I have no fucking idea how to keep people alive
December 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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My new years resolution is to listen to Auld Lang Syne
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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The Muskogee Times Democrat, Muskogee, Oklahoma Territory, February 19,1907
March 13, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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ADVENTURES OF LOLO
HAL LABORATORY/DICE CO. 1994
(Captured on Gameboy Pocket)
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
For like 20 years i thought the line was "I aint go to hell man" what the fuck
December 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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mfw the duel between me and the Super-Moby Dick will be to the death
December 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM