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Sloane
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Cat person.
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Every year we do “ShrimpFest” where I make shrimp at least three ways and we eat until we feel sick.
December 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
watching charlie brown as a parent and i have some questions about why no one intervened with pigpen
December 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
There are six throw blankets on the couch now we’re getting settled in
December 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
time for:
December 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
yet again time for me to call tammy baldwin and yell.
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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over at @theatlantic.com, they let me write about how Heat is just a regular-type romance movie. here’s a guest link

www.theatlantic.com/culture/2025...
December 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
me taking my 4 yo to school
Frog pushed a coat down over the top of Toad.

Frog pulled snowpants up over the bottom of Toad.
December 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
brb imagining what it must be like to not know about HMOs
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.

What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?

Who in the USA gov runs the program?

R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
They’re gonna get Amy Coney Barrett to declare not including ND in the playoffs unconstitutional.
December 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Everyone being annoyed at my interest in the Nuzzi/Lizza debacle doesn‘t need to worry I have an unlimited book buying budget AND thirst for messy gossip.
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
We had to cut our Thanksgiving plans short and send my in laws home early BUT on the plus side I can get lightly tipsy and enjoy this snowstorm and not worry about driving until Monday!
November 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Things I’ve discovered in this house we’re renting:
-a channel that plays only old Formula 1 races and the commercials are all Formula 1 hype videos
-a carton of jumbo eggs (a deranged size of egg to purchase)
-an OXO “smooth edge” can opener (was unaware that can opener technology had advanced)
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t:
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
both my cats and my son when i’m sick: ok mom but have you considered OUR needs
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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new newsletter today about the shortsightedness of political films and how we interpret them featuring One Battle After Another, Parasite, Civil War, Eddington, and a Marxist-Maoist essay from Jean-Luc Godard

goodones.beehiiv.com/p/the-myopia...
The Myopia of Political Films
Looking at the message of One Battle After Another by examining Parasite, Civil War, and Eddington through Jean-Luc Godard's political film theory
goodones.beehiiv.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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coordinating who has to leave work to take the kid to the dentist ... the scariest thriller of all
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
October 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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wow, okay, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his cereal. didn’t realize he was a really scary vampire
October 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This was a deeply moving piece that brought me back to a childhood of sitting in the nurses’ office, hearing in parent teacher conferences that I just wanted attention, and throwing up until I fainted during standardized testing season. Anyway it’s great you should read!
I wrote about living with the chronic, debilitating anxiety that made me a "problem child" as kid, about trying to understand what anxiety is an adult, and how I discovered that it might be like prayer johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/line
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Anxiety as script, shape, and destiny
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
September 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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EXCLUSIVE: Planned Parenthood of Wisconsin will halt abortions in October in response to the GOP budget "defunding" provision

It's the first known PP affiliate to drop abortion services in the wake of the law:
Planned Parenthood of Wisconsin to Halt Abortion Services
Sources say the affiliate isn't scheduling abortion appointments after September 30 in an apparent attempt to avoid Medicaid "defunding."
www.autonomynews.co
September 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I (slowly, correctly) caramelized onions and I’m so annoyed to report it was worth the time.
September 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM