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My work on this planet is complete, because today I published an interview on @remapradio.bsky.social with the creator of the 12-foot skeleton at Home Depot. Now, I can finally rest. remapradio.com/podcasts/epi...
Remap Interview: Home Depot’s Skeleton Daddy
This might be the most important interview in the history of Remap, as Patrick interviews with Lance Allen, senior merchant of decorative holiday at Home Depot.
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October 31, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Important journalism here
One day the skeletons will walk among the people of earth in peace
Explain to me how phase 1 of a scenario where an army of 12-foot-tall skeletons infiltrate our world over the course of a few years until they are so ubiquitous as to be almost mundane when at a signal they all came alive and just fuckin wreck our collective shit is any different from today
October 31, 2024 at 5:19 PM
One day the skeletons will walk among the people of earth in peace
This was the average size skeleton back in my day, it's a shame that necromancers don't have the mana to cast spells like they used to.
they got a giant skeleton dog to go with the giant skeleton
October 31, 2024 at 5:12 PM
This was the average size skeleton back in my day, it's a shame that necromancers don't have the mana to cast spells like they used to.
what a painful but realistic comic
October 31, 2024 at 5:09 PM
what a painful but realistic comic
After storing my strength for millennia, my skeleton horde shall rise again this Halloween
October 31, 2024 at 4:55 PM
After storing my strength for millennia, my skeleton horde shall rise again this Halloween
The skeleton market is incredibly serious, but always remember there’s a real one inside of you worth more than plastic.
The problem is that the standard LCOS (levelized cost of skeleton) equation doesn’t account for non-market benefits and positive externalities, and uses a private discount rate that is higher than the socially optimum rate. That is why, in IRA2, the govt should amend Sec. 45Y to include skeletons.
The knowledge that the giant skeletons can cost $400 has shaken me to my core. That’s not a decoration, that’s a major fixed capital investment
October 24, 2024 at 3:03 AM
The skeleton market is incredibly serious, but always remember there’s a real one inside of you worth more than plastic.
We are currently developing a frequency that will make every skeleton jump out of their flesh prison.
The skeleton in the dungeon is speaking the language of rusty swords to you. He is begging you to molt. To change. To metamorphose into your final form, clean and white.
October 24, 2024 at 3:01 AM
We are currently developing a frequency that will make every skeleton jump out of their flesh prison.
My gods are strongest this time of year
imagine being the CEO of spirit halloween. you only work a single month a year and you make 10 billion dollars. your only job is sell skeleton. life is good.
and then some FUCKER from *Home Depot* says “let’s make one taller than god.”
and then some FUCKER from *Home Depot* says “let’s make one taller than god.”
October 24, 2024 at 2:52 AM
My gods are strongest this time of year
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Cool little skeleton
Just an English pamphlet from 1649 (about a fire in London) with an image from a walking juvenile skeleton on the title page.
The 'a', 'b', 'c' labels around the skeleton are evidence that the copperplate used for this print was borrowed from an earlier medical publication.
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The 'a', 'b', 'c' labels around the skeleton are evidence that the copperplate used for this print was borrowed from an earlier medical publication.
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October 24, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Cool little skeleton
What about skeletons?
It’s 0% spooky vibes this year because real life is literally the most horrifying thing any of us can possibly imagine
October 19, 2024 at 9:58 PM
What about skeletons?
Big fan of Brook
October 18, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Big fan of Brook
My school had some “skeletons in its closet” if you get what I’m saying
October 18, 2024 at 2:33 PM
My school had some “skeletons in its closet” if you get what I’m saying
Primary source proves skeletons used to live in society alongside people, what happened…
October 18, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Primary source proves skeletons used to live in society alongside people, what happened…
Necromancers can be found literally anywhere now
The sewer skeletons have returned in my neighborhood.
October 18, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Necromancers can be found literally anywhere now
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