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Another entrant in Vancouver’s 2026 mayoral campaign likely happening tomorrow.

Amanda Burrows, Executive Director of First United Church, is holding an event and has offered up a not so subtle clue on her Instagram account.

All signs point to running for the OneCity nomination.
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Guys look at this comment someone left on a pumpkin pie YouTube Short
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Definitely one of my dream cars.
Should've bought a first-gen Miata instead, there's not a person alive who doesn't like this adorable little goofball
October 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
VIFF 2025 was the first year that I properly engaged with the festival and saw more than 2 movies.

Standouts were:
1) Akashi
2) Kontinental ‘25 -a movie that is more interesting to think about than watch

Lows:
1) Arco
October 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Yes
Then why are we bothering to file court cases, if the judiciary is illegitimate?
October 9, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Cops misled journalists about using a powerful surveillance tool to track a woman across state lines because she had an abortion, then tried to cover it up when we found out the truth. Huge story from @jasonkoebler.bsky.social and @josephcox.bsky.social this morning: www.404media.co/police-said-...
Police Said They Surveilled Woman Who Had an Abortion for Her 'Safety.' Court Records Show They Considered Charging Her With a Crime
Court records show that the narrative Flock and a Texas Sheriff's Office has told the public isn't the whole story, and that police were conducting a 'death investigation' into the abortion.
www.404media.co
October 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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On Friday 18 blue state attorneys general BLASTED the Federal Trade Commission, telling it to back off trans youth healthcare and warning of an insidious attempt to reshape the regulation of medicine in the US.

And nobody covered it.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
State AGs Defend Trans Americans in Stunning Rebuke to Trump’s FTC — Assigned
Eighteen state Attorneys General unite to stand up in defense of trans Americans, in opposition to a Federal Trade Commission investigation into trans healthcare.
www.assignedmedia.org
October 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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If the govt shuts down, I could lose work.

If it stays open at the cost of gender-affirming care, I could lose my child.

I can replace lost income. I can't replace my daughter.

@gallego.senate.gov @captmarkkelly.bsky.social, don't sacrifice trans people on the altar of political convenience.
1. It's shutdown day, and anti-trans provisions are on the line... either today, or in a few more weeks if a clean continuing resolution passes.

Trump posted a video this morning blaming a shutdown on trans people and immigrants.

Here is your shutdown guide.

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Shutdown Day Guide For LGBTQ+ People: "Continuing Resolutions" And New Anti-Trans Posts From The White House
Shutdown day is here, and there has been a lot of competing coverage on Republican priorities, Democrat's demands, and what shutdown politics means for LGBTQ+ people in America.
www.erininthemorning.com
September 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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The police are corrupt and incompetent. We will have to help ourselves.
September 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
🙈🙈🙊What if we kissed 😳😳 by the orgy dome wreckage 🥰🥰
August 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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August 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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The only thing to understand about the pronoun thing is that just because something is outside of your lived experience doesn’t mean it’s not real or the person telling you is mistaken or you are being inconvenienced
im always taken aback by just how much cis people will humiliate themselves to be dicks to trans people. like sorry, youre confused about pronouns? how did you make it thru 6th grade english you slimy dipshit? why are you going on podcasts to advertise youre too stupid to understand simple concepts?
July 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
July 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I intermittently code and hadn’t touched python for a year, so l used it to generate and clean up some snippets I needed and the whole process ended up taking about as long as if I’d just hacked my way through it.
metr.org METR @metr.org · Jul 10
We ran a randomized controlled trial to see how much AI coding tools speed up experienced open-source developers.

The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.
July 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Israel bombed an Evin, an Iranian prison that housed dissidents and political prisoners. They ended up destroying the trans wing and murdering over 100 trans people incarcerated there, many for simply being queer in Iran.

This is unspeakable evil.

archive.ph/PA2n5
July 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Breaking: Mi'kmaq Senator Paul Prosper proposed Bill C-5 The One Economy Act, does not go to third reading unless Free Prior Informed consent and other amendments are added. It is being debated now. www.aptnnews.ca/national-new... #cdnpoli #indigenous
Mi’kmaq Senator Stalls controversial Bill
Senator Paul Prosper has asked that Bill C-5 be amended to include free, prior, and informed consent, a key part of UNDRIP.
www.aptnnews.ca
June 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
2001 ruled for movies I guess.
June 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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RIP big dog
June 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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such a classic scene
March 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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#Eurovision is tonight, and here's a hilarious fun fact about it: Israel has started a massive offensive against civilian populations in Gaza with the explicit aim of conquering the entire territory and ethnically cleansing its population, and Eurovision has aggressively refused to give a shit.
May 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Gregor Robertson as housing minister.

GREGOR ROBERTSON AS HOUSING MINISTER

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
May 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM