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Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
October 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
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“I hope that if I bang my head against the wall, it will help me to think of a story,” said Toad.
November 3, 2025 at 11:37 AM
“I hope that if I bang my head against the wall, it will help me to think of a story,” said Toad.
You could rewrite the fairy tale so that every time the guy asks, the lady says, "Actually, if I untie the ribbon, my whole-ass head falls off and rolls away, and I die," and the rest of it would play out exactly the same.
October 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
You could rewrite the fairy tale so that every time the guy asks, the lady says, "Actually, if I untie the ribbon, my whole-ass head falls off and rolls away, and I die," and the rest of it would play out exactly the same.
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Out here trying to attract a Great White by chumming the water with mortadella and cornichons. Y'know...sharkuterie.
September 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Out here trying to attract a Great White by chumming the water with mortadella and cornichons. Y'know...sharkuterie.
Stockard Channing Tatum O'Neal Patrick Harrison Ford Maddox Ford Mustang Sally Field of Dreams
Stockard Channing Tatum O'Neal DeGrasse Tyson
September 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Stockard Channing Tatum O'Neal Patrick Harrison Ford Maddox Ford Mustang Sally Field of Dreams
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I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life
September 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life
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@sjfry.bsky.social I just read your story in Hope. It is wonderful. Really wonderful. Well done. Write more.
And welcome to Canada. (If it’s only been a short while.)
And welcome to Canada. (If it’s only been a short while.)
August 28, 2025 at 7:26 AM
@sjfry.bsky.social I just read your story in Hope. It is wonderful. Really wonderful. Well done. Write more.
And welcome to Canada. (If it’s only been a short while.)
And welcome to Canada. (If it’s only been a short while.)
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"The bar was walked into by the passive voice."
Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and Punctuation
1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves. 2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartende...
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August 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"The bar was walked into by the passive voice."
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Many if not most "this needs a series comma" examples need something other than a series comma, but this one's totally 👨🏼🍳💋.
he’s gay AND Tom cruise?? he really CAN do it all, wow
August 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Many if not most "this needs a series comma" examples need something other than a series comma, but this one's totally 👨🏼🍳💋.
Slightly diminish a band:
Barely Naked Ladies
Barely Naked Ladies
Slightly diminish a bad:
Nudgestein
Nudgestein
Slightly diminish a band:
The Darned
The Darned
August 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Slightly diminish a band:
Barely Naked Ladies
Barely Naked Ladies
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Tolkien: think of it! gollum in a series of exciting, sexy adventures!
Tolkien: each more sexy than the last!
Tolkien: kicking ass and taking names!
Tolkien: slaying orcs and bedding sexy ladies with big hairy feet!
Tolkien: each more sexy than the last!
Tolkien: kicking ass and taking names!
Tolkien: slaying orcs and bedding sexy ladies with big hairy feet!
August 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Tolkien: think of it! gollum in a series of exciting, sexy adventures!
Tolkien: each more sexy than the last!
Tolkien: kicking ass and taking names!
Tolkien: slaying orcs and bedding sexy ladies with big hairy feet!
Tolkien: each more sexy than the last!
Tolkien: kicking ass and taking names!
Tolkien: slaying orcs and bedding sexy ladies with big hairy feet!
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My first published story is in this! You should buy it and read it, whoever you are.
That HOPE you were looking for?
It's here!
Get a copy of HOPE: The Thing With Feathers now!
books.metaphorosis.com/anthology/20...
It's here!
Get a copy of HOPE: The Thing With Feathers now!
books.metaphorosis.com/anthology/20...
HOPE: The Thing With Feathers
Now available! HOPE: The Thing With Feathers Stories to bring hope in dark times. Inspired by Emily Dickinson’s famous poem, these stories each have a feather motif and a hopeful positive end…
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August 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My first published story is in this! You should buy it and read it, whoever you are.
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That HOPE you were looking for?
It's here!
Get a copy of HOPE: The Thing With Feathers now!
books.metaphorosis.com/anthology/20...
It's here!
Get a copy of HOPE: The Thing With Feathers now!
books.metaphorosis.com/anthology/20...
HOPE: The Thing With Feathers
Now available! HOPE: The Thing With Feathers Stories to bring hope in dark times. Inspired by Emily Dickinson’s famous poem, these stories each have a feather motif and a hopeful positive end…
books.metaphorosis.com
August 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
That HOPE you were looking for?
It's here!
Get a copy of HOPE: The Thing With Feathers now!
books.metaphorosis.com/anthology/20...
It's here!
Get a copy of HOPE: The Thing With Feathers now!
books.metaphorosis.com/anthology/20...
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"Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find that he'd been transformed into a pert small-town New England barista named Cathy secretly in love with a lumberjack named Heath."
I'm amused by people's lack of appreciation for Kafka's lack of appreciation for cozies and romcoms. 🤷🏻♂️
August 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find that he'd been transformed into a pert small-town New England barista named Cathy secretly in love with a lumberjack named Heath."
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FFer Read of the Day: "The Path She Sings" by @vanessafogg.bsky.social in @thedeadlands.com
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The Path She Sings - PSYCHOPOMP.COM
When the cold mist comes with its needle-fine teeth, you must lie very, very still. You must close your eyes […]
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July 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
FFer Read of the Day: "The Path She Sings" by @vanessafogg.bsky.social in @thedeadlands.com
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“Here’s gettin’ the papers gettin’ the papers at you, kid.”
June 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
“Here’s gettin’ the papers gettin’ the papers at you, kid.”
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King: see, what I'm saying is
King: like, what does it mean for the concept of story that I'm here but I'm also in the story
Mary Shelley: it means more john barth ass bullshit
King:
King: you know, mary, john barth doesn't have a monopoly on opstmodernism
Shelley: i said what i said
King: like, what does it mean for the concept of story that I'm here but I'm also in the story
Mary Shelley: it means more john barth ass bullshit
King:
King: you know, mary, john barth doesn't have a monopoly on opstmodernism
Shelley: i said what i said
June 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
King: see, what I'm saying is
King: like, what does it mean for the concept of story that I'm here but I'm also in the story
Mary Shelley: it means more john barth ass bullshit
King:
King: you know, mary, john barth doesn't have a monopoly on opstmodernism
Shelley: i said what i said
King: like, what does it mean for the concept of story that I'm here but I'm also in the story
Mary Shelley: it means more john barth ass bullshit
King:
King: you know, mary, john barth doesn't have a monopoly on opstmodernism
Shelley: i said what i said
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HOPE: The Thing With Feathers
HOPE: The Thing With Feathers
Coming 2 August 2025! HOPE: The Thing With Feathers Stories to bring hope in dark times. Inspired by Emily Dickinson's famous poem, these stories each have a feather motif and a hopeful positive ending. We all go through hardship from time to time and hope is the ineffable force that keeps us going despite it all. In a time when there seem to be more shadows in the world than we remember these are stories to rekindle the light and help us find our path to a better happier future.
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June 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
HOPE: The Thing With Feathers