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trying to eat soup in the shower would be a nightmare, you'd be in there forever. you'd get so full.
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
trying to eat soup in the shower would be a nightmare, you'd be in there forever. you'd get so full.
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let’s just assume anyone worth over $100 million hung out with epstein and banish them from society
December 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
let’s just assume anyone worth over $100 million hung out with epstein and banish them from society
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![Comic. [Two people, one with ponytail and one with beret, sitting on a boat fishing. Below the water, the person with the beret’s fishing line has caught on a large rock on the bottom.] PERSON with beret: It feels like a big one! At least 10^24 kilograms!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihvt4s3jpj4jx6pxz465jsbpm6uet3aa7eaff4int4cvde7htop5e@jpeg)
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i can't believe coffee exists. a delicious morning beverage that gives you endorphins and makes you poop. a total reset for body and brain. it's proof that God is real.
December 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i can't believe coffee exists. a delicious morning beverage that gives you endorphins and makes you poop. a total reset for body and brain. it's proof that God is real.
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sugar cubes hate to see him coming
October 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
sugar cubes hate to see him coming
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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donald trump has appointed jay leno secretary of late night comedy
September 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
donald trump has appointed jay leno secretary of late night comedy
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Something we can hopefully all agree on:
September 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Something we can hopefully all agree on:
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i love trans people
September 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
i love trans people
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Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
May 16, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
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(guy who invented churches) if we make the ceiling real high people will think God lives here
August 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
(guy who invented churches) if we make the ceiling real high people will think God lives here
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she'll be coming round the mountain when she WHAT???
August 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
she'll be coming round the mountain when she WHAT???
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the ass is always wiener on the other side
July 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
the ass is always wiener on the other side
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why don't men look like this anymore
August 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
why don't men look like this anymore
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me when all the Disney+ superheroes whose shows I skipped show up in Avengers Doomsday
a close up of a man in a suit and tie with a question mark on his neck .
ALT: a close up of a man in a suit and tie with a question mark on his neck .
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August 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
me when all the Disney+ superheroes whose shows I skipped show up in Avengers Doomsday
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OH NO. I peed in swimming pools too many times, and now I'm psychologically conditioned to have to pee whenever I enter a swimming pool, within a matter of seconds. everyone please stop inviting me to pool parties, for your sake and mine
July 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
OH NO. I peed in swimming pools too many times, and now I'm psychologically conditioned to have to pee whenever I enter a swimming pool, within a matter of seconds. everyone please stop inviting me to pool parties, for your sake and mine
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how many IRS employees got laid off? can i get a little "loosey goosey" with my tax estimates this year?
February 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
how many IRS employees got laid off? can i get a little "loosey goosey" with my tax estimates this year?
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in retrospect I think it may have been a mistake to make the work machine and the procrastination machine be the same machine
January 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
in retrospect I think it may have been a mistake to make the work machine and the procrastination machine be the same machine
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