Matt
@sircaptainmorgan.bsky.social
Grad student, unemployed philosopher, shanty enthusiast
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Fuck it. I’m having a Baileys.
December 28, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Fuck it. I’m having a Baileys.
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Academics finishing the semester: FINALLY I can start working on my work!
December 17, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Academics finishing the semester: FINALLY I can start working on my work!
I love this idea
Sometimes I’ll go get coffee and tell them my name is Frodo, that way when it’s ready they go “large Americano…for Frodo” and then I answer “For Frodo!” and nobody laughs and then I take my coffee and go drink it alone in my car
December 16, 2024 at 9:55 PM
I love this idea
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ME: and make mine a double
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
December 12, 2024 at 2:23 PM
ME: and make mine a double
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
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"Do not take this medication within an hour of drinking tea or coffee"
Sir, that is not a time that exists in my waking life.
Sir, that is not a time that exists in my waking life.
December 12, 2024 at 8:05 AM
"Do not take this medication within an hour of drinking tea or coffee"
Sir, that is not a time that exists in my waking life.
Sir, that is not a time that exists in my waking life.
A real life angel just came around the library handing out free energy drinks
December 12, 2024 at 2:46 AM
A real life angel just came around the library handing out free energy drinks
Trying to write this paper feels like trying to hold my hand on a hot stovetop.
December 11, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Trying to write this paper feels like trying to hold my hand on a hot stovetop.
And getting smaller as my finals deadlines approach
December 11, 2024 at 9:22 PM
And getting smaller as my finals deadlines approach
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Sorry we’re not riding at dawn. We’re having coffee and catastrophizing the day at dawn. Then we’re doing Wordle. Then we’re doing 35 minutes of doomscrolling, then we’re taking the longest hottest shower, then we’re sitting on the edge of the bed staring at nothing for a while, THEN maybe we ride.
December 11, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Sorry we’re not riding at dawn. We’re having coffee and catastrophizing the day at dawn. Then we’re doing Wordle. Then we’re doing 35 minutes of doomscrolling, then we’re taking the longest hottest shower, then we’re sitting on the edge of the bed staring at nothing for a while, THEN maybe we ride.
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pouring the coffee into my ears so the caffeine reaches my brain faster
December 10, 2024 at 12:52 PM
pouring the coffee into my ears so the caffeine reaches my brain faster
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The beautiful thing about the movie Galaxy Quest is that I’m only somewhat sure Alan Rickman was acting and not just deeply irritated to be in the movie Galaxy Quest
December 9, 2024 at 3:41 PM
The beautiful thing about the movie Galaxy Quest is that I’m only somewhat sure Alan Rickman was acting and not just deeply irritated to be in the movie Galaxy Quest
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The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
December 6, 2024 at 3:39 PM
The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
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me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense
December 6, 2024 at 5:02 PM
me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense
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My writing process is usually:
a) I got this
b) well, fuck
c) wait that part was real good
d) wait no that part sucks
e) I am a god of this place
f) the fuck is this shit, who do I think I am, why am I here
g) oh man I just figured it all out
h) mistakes were made
I) existential dread
a) I got this
b) well, fuck
c) wait that part was real good
d) wait no that part sucks
e) I am a god of this place
f) the fuck is this shit, who do I think I am, why am I here
g) oh man I just figured it all out
h) mistakes were made
I) existential dread
December 4, 2024 at 10:29 PM
My writing process is usually:
a) I got this
b) well, fuck
c) wait that part was real good
d) wait no that part sucks
e) I am a god of this place
f) the fuck is this shit, who do I think I am, why am I here
g) oh man I just figured it all out
h) mistakes were made
I) existential dread
a) I got this
b) well, fuck
c) wait that part was real good
d) wait no that part sucks
e) I am a god of this place
f) the fuck is this shit, who do I think I am, why am I here
g) oh man I just figured it all out
h) mistakes were made
I) existential dread
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Me: I've got so much information in my brain that I need to consolidate
ADHD: I refuse to remember it
Me: okay can we write it down then
ADHD: Not a chance
ADHD: I refuse to remember it
Me: okay can we write it down then
ADHD: Not a chance
December 4, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Me: I've got so much information in my brain that I need to consolidate
ADHD: I refuse to remember it
Me: okay can we write it down then
ADHD: Not a chance
ADHD: I refuse to remember it
Me: okay can we write it down then
ADHD: Not a chance
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Whilst you slumbered, I studied the blade.*
*watched all 240 episodes of The History Channel’s competition series Forged in Fire in a delirious binge
*watched all 240 episodes of The History Channel’s competition series Forged in Fire in a delirious binge
December 3, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Whilst you slumbered, I studied the blade.*
*watched all 240 episodes of The History Channel’s competition series Forged in Fire in a delirious binge
*watched all 240 episodes of The History Channel’s competition series Forged in Fire in a delirious binge
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Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical
December 2, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical
This would explain my ability to offer brilliant insights and be incredible while simultaneously struggling to get both of my braincells to interact
having ADHD is kind of a jekyll/hyde situation except instead of your hyde side being evil he's just kind of a dipshit
November 29, 2024 at 4:06 PM
This would explain my ability to offer brilliant insights and be incredible while simultaneously struggling to get both of my braincells to interact
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Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like
November 26, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like
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Sometimes I look at the art on my walls and think about how the idea of art may be older than the idea of walls.
November 25, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Sometimes I look at the art on my walls and think about how the idea of art may be older than the idea of walls.
Heading out of the city of New Orleans on the train called The City of New Orleans listening to City of New Orleans by Willie Nelson
November 24, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Heading out of the city of New Orleans on the train called The City of New Orleans listening to City of New Orleans by Willie Nelson
I'm going to owe my master's degree to Sabaton and the keurig in the gta office
November 19, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I'm going to owe my master's degree to Sabaton and the keurig in the gta office
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Forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.
November 18, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.