Jennifer
@simplyjennifer.bsky.social
Bookworm Whovian Photographer Origami-folding nerd. Ovarian cancer survivor.
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Oh goody another mass shooting which means the most ignorant dinguses to walk the Earth are about to blame it wrongly on
*mental illness
*SSRIs
and/or
*being trans
To which I say
*shut the fuck up
*shut the fuck up
*shut the fuck up
*mental illness
*SSRIs
and/or
*being trans
To which I say
*shut the fuck up
*shut the fuck up
*shut the fuck up
December 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Oh goody another mass shooting which means the most ignorant dinguses to walk the Earth are about to blame it wrongly on
*mental illness
*SSRIs
and/or
*being trans
To which I say
*shut the fuck up
*shut the fuck up
*shut the fuck up
*mental illness
*SSRIs
and/or
*being trans
To which I say
*shut the fuck up
*shut the fuck up
*shut the fuck up
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I had left over pizza that I put in the oven to reheat and crisp up under the broiler.
Left it a bit too long.
Now I can’t eat the remaining pizza I was looking forward to.
So I just ordered another pizza.
Left it a bit too long.
Now I can’t eat the remaining pizza I was looking forward to.
So I just ordered another pizza.
December 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I had left over pizza that I put in the oven to reheat and crisp up under the broiler.
Left it a bit too long.
Now I can’t eat the remaining pizza I was looking forward to.
So I just ordered another pizza.
Left it a bit too long.
Now I can’t eat the remaining pizza I was looking forward to.
So I just ordered another pizza.
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There’s a whole thing in Hanukah about how you’re supposed to “publicize the miracle” except that there are all sorts of exceptions in times of danger.
Because the times that the Jews have lived under have not always been safe.
May the souls of the murdered in Australia be for a blessing.
Because the times that the Jews have lived under have not always been safe.
May the souls of the murdered in Australia be for a blessing.
December 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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That Sam Altman!
That Sam Altman!
I do not like that Sam Altman!
(Do you like his AI spam?)
I do not like his AI spam
I want it in the garbage can
That Sam Altman!
I do not like that Sam Altman!
(Do you like his AI spam?)
I do not like his AI spam
I want it in the garbage can
December 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
That Sam Altman!
That Sam Altman!
I do not like that Sam Altman!
(Do you like his AI spam?)
I do not like his AI spam
I want it in the garbage can
That Sam Altman!
I do not like that Sam Altman!
(Do you like his AI spam?)
I do not like his AI spam
I want it in the garbage can
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The least the government can do - since they refuse to take steps towards common sense gun reform - is to ensure those affected by it get 6 months of good trauma therapy after a mass shooting. But they don’t.
Almost like they don’t actually give a shit about mental health. Huh.
Almost like they don’t actually give a shit about mental health. Huh.
December 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The least the government can do - since they refuse to take steps towards common sense gun reform - is to ensure those affected by it get 6 months of good trauma therapy after a mass shooting. But they don’t.
Almost like they don’t actually give a shit about mental health. Huh.
Almost like they don’t actually give a shit about mental health. Huh.
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A reminder that most Americans who are life-long citizens have nothing OTHER than a Real ID to prove their citizenship. This is CBP’s chief enforcer saying that ID doesn’t count.
Bovino, the man overseeing mass deportations, publicly declared that we must all have our papers on us, at all times, or we could be stopped, harassed, kidnapped, and detained, as they did with the man in this case, who is a US citizen.
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
A reminder that most Americans who are life-long citizens have nothing OTHER than a Real ID to prove their citizenship. This is CBP’s chief enforcer saying that ID doesn’t count.
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there's needs to be a show about two queer wheelchair users who go from frenemies to lovers. We could call it Seated Rivalry. Seriously, Hollywood, call me.
December 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
there's needs to be a show about two queer wheelchair users who go from frenemies to lovers. We could call it Seated Rivalry. Seriously, Hollywood, call me.
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We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
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As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.
Forever.
Forever.
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.
Forever.
Forever.
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At my niece’s wedding, where I learned she and her husband’s moms were waitresses together at several restaurants near Hudson, WI, pregnant at the same time, and they used to joke about what if their kids got married someday. They met working at the same bar.
December 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
At my niece’s wedding, where I learned she and her husband’s moms were waitresses together at several restaurants near Hudson, WI, pregnant at the same time, and they used to joke about what if their kids got married someday. They met working at the same bar.
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Stop replying to the cinnabon lady should be free do do racism actually Atlantic guy, this is literally why he's doing it, all the engagement is just data he uses to go back to his rag and get another byline pushing more inflammatory garbage
December 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Stop replying to the cinnabon lady should be free do do racism actually Atlantic guy, this is literally why he's doing it, all the engagement is just data he uses to go back to his rag and get another byline pushing more inflammatory garbage
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Congratulations to TIME Magazine’s Person of the Year: The Box of Miscellaneous USB and Firewire Cables You Started Collecting in 2007
December 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Congratulations to TIME Magazine’s Person of the Year: The Box of Miscellaneous USB and Firewire Cables You Started Collecting in 2007
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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
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Excited to see the future bioterrorists RFK has radicalized for us
Your 4 year old doesn't know that you selfishly stole his vaccines and gave him a preventable illness that destroyed his immune system and led to years of suffering. But your 10 year old will google that shit. And they will never forgive you. And you deserve that hate plus more.
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Excited to see the future bioterrorists RFK has radicalized for us
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Check books out from your library! Ebooks, print books, audiobooks -- libraries have all the books!
And you can *request* ones they don't!
One of my friends said she's asking her local library to order my book, which is the coolest thing in the WORLD.
And you can *request* ones they don't!
One of my friends said she's asking her local library to order my book, which is the coolest thing in the WORLD.
"I can't afford to support my favorite author right now, I—"
Reviews.
Reviews are free AND they are a gift to authors that can keep on giving (i.e., exposure, marketing, algo boosts, etc.)
Please, give the gift of reviews to your authors this holiday season. It really can make a difference!
Reviews.
Reviews are free AND they are a gift to authors that can keep on giving (i.e., exposure, marketing, algo boosts, etc.)
Please, give the gift of reviews to your authors this holiday season. It really can make a difference!
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Check books out from your library! Ebooks, print books, audiobooks -- libraries have all the books!
And you can *request* ones they don't!
One of my friends said she's asking her local library to order my book, which is the coolest thing in the WORLD.
And you can *request* ones they don't!
One of my friends said she's asking her local library to order my book, which is the coolest thing in the WORLD.
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I have a love/hate relationship with RFK Jr, and by that I mean that I love how easy it is to hate him. He's like a Muppet villain who's been dumbed down for a cartoon with a dash of Dickensian glee at the sufferings of the masses
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I have a love/hate relationship with RFK Jr, and by that I mean that I love how easy it is to hate him. He's like a Muppet villain who's been dumbed down for a cartoon with a dash of Dickensian glee at the sufferings of the masses
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I am shadow-banned and was previously banned-banned for quoting Johnny Cash lyrics. Now I've quoted a dark TS Eliot poem and fear my Bluesky account may implode. If you like this article, please share it! Thank you sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/bell-fount...
December 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I am shadow-banned and was previously banned-banned for quoting Johnny Cash lyrics. Now I've quoted a dark TS Eliot poem and fear my Bluesky account may implode. If you like this article, please share it! Thank you sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/bell-fount...
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This is why hating and mocking AI relentlessly and publicly is vital work.
McDonald's has taken down a Christmas ad made with AI following online backlash
The company said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI"
The company said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI"
McDonald's pulls AI-generated Christmas advert following backlash
McDonald's said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI".
www.bbc.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This is why hating and mocking AI relentlessly and publicly is vital work.
I've watched Schitt's Creek countless times, and "you are my happy ending" leaves me laughing every time.
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I've watched Schitt's Creek countless times, and "you are my happy ending" leaves me laughing every time.
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"We can't allow fact checkers into the country" is late-stage USSR shit, real end-of-empire stuff
Holy shit.
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
December 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"We can't allow fact checkers into the country" is late-stage USSR shit, real end-of-empire stuff
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But NOBODY could crack up Harvey Korman like Tim Conway.
December 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
But NOBODY could crack up Harvey Korman like Tim Conway.
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OMG
'intellectual growth' my ass
'real knowledge'! 🤦♀️
'intellectual growth' my ass
'real knowledge'! 🤦♀️
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
OMG
'intellectual growth' my ass
'real knowledge'! 🤦♀️
'intellectual growth' my ass
'real knowledge'! 🤦♀️