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@simontov.bsky.social
"how's work going"

well we discussed turning a group chat called 'idea incubator' into 'the world's worst newsfeed' or perhaps 'DEFCON 1' because it bums us out so much to look at it
April 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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FROM THE ARCHIVES:
Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison
Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison
GREENBELT, MD—Decrying the deportation as “wholly lawless,” U.S. District Judge Paula Xinis ruled Monday that the Trump administration had three days to return her to the United States from a Salvador...
theonion.com
April 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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there’s now only one reliable source of Supreme Court commentary
April 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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love to get letters from the government asking if i’m jewish
SCOOP: Trump's Equal Opportunity office is investigating Barnard's employment practices. Professors received texts to their personal phones on Monday, linking to a survey asking if they were Jewish and if they had been subjected "unwelcome discussions" theintercept.com/2025/04/23/t...
Trump EEOC Texted College Professors’ Personal Phones to Ask If They Were Jewish
“Barnard was not given advance notice of this outreach,” the college’s general counsel wrote in an email to faculty.
theintercept.com
April 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Hands Off Baltimore City
April 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
i beat all the odds and went to a bar i’ve never been to by myself and stayed even after it wasn’t clear where to sit or what to do after i walked in please clap
April 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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i’m getting van hollen pilled
Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?"

Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."
April 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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jd vance killed the pope
April 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
why won’t they let me watch prince of egypt
April 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
a jew walks into his fiancés family’s easter brunch
April 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
black mirror eulogy has me on the fucking floor
April 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Extremely proud of my Senator for ignoring both the Trump administration and feckless Dems who called Kilmer Abrego Garcia a distraction. He went into a dangerous place and put a lot on the line.

Now bring him home.
Relief. Abrego Garcia is alive.
April 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
you're telling me ALL all things go presale tickets sold out in 14 minutes
April 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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April 17, 2025 at 7:43 AM
i’ve never been into drag race but danny got me hooked on suzie toot
April 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Steve Kerr wore a Harvard basketball shirt after the Warriors’ win tonight: “Yes, this is me supporting Harvard. Way to go. Way to stand up to the bully.”
April 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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bottom of the callsheet, top of our hearts
April 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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what a horrible feeling it is to pay taxes to this infernal country
April 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
back working in politics and using this is my only way of avoiding making a twitter again
April 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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@michaelhobbes.bsky.social & @yrfatfriend.bsky.social have done two excellent episodes about what an absolutely deranged weirdo RFK Jr is, fyi.
BONUS: What's New With RFK Jr.? - Maintenance Phase
Debunking the junk science behind health fads, wellness scams and nonsensical nutrition advice.
pca.st
January 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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This comments section is the first time I've felt even a shred of hope in eight days.
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January 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
discussing how my job is changing in the next few months in a 152 person call feels good and normal
January 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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People are registering displeasure with Cybertruck owners.
January 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
it’s midnight and i’m only a third of the way through catching fire do you think i can finish them all
January 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM