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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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[forest]
ME: omg there’s a wolf
WIFE: where?
ME: no the regular kind
ME: omg there’s a wolf
WIFE: where?
ME: no the regular kind
October 9, 2023 at 4:19 PM
[forest]
ME: omg there’s a wolf
WIFE: where?
ME: no the regular kind
ME: omg there’s a wolf
WIFE: where?
ME: no the regular kind
do some box breathing and watch Jackie Bradley Junior catch everything for five and a half minutes youtu.be/GyR7IDpjy_s?...
MLB \\ Jackie Bradley Jr Defensive Highlights
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September 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
do some box breathing and watch Jackie Bradley Junior catch everything for five and a half minutes youtu.be/GyR7IDpjy_s?...
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hey man, nice fucking staff. it’s so gnarly. what is that, ebony? you’ve got an orb on top and everything. you gotta introduce me to your orb guy
October 26, 2024 at 11:48 PM
hey man, nice fucking staff. it’s so gnarly. what is that, ebony? you’ve got an orb on top and everything. you gotta introduce me to your orb guy
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Dreamed a new McDonald’s breakfast sandwich with 1 lb. of egg whites called “The Wet One”
June 4, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Dreamed a new McDonald’s breakfast sandwich with 1 lb. of egg whites called “The Wet One”
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Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled
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August 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled
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hey Provincetown why don’t you save some hydrangeas for the rest of us
August 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
hey Provincetown why don’t you save some hydrangeas for the rest of us
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The person who named them woofers and tweeters should have named more stuff.
July 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The person who named them woofers and tweeters should have named more stuff.
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one of the single best deals in streaming. i've been paying for PBS Passport for years. it rules
August 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
one of the single best deals in streaming. i've been paying for PBS Passport for years. it rules
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imagine stealing $179 million from doctor temperance brennan and special agent seeley booth what a moron you’d be
July 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
imagine stealing $179 million from doctor temperance brennan and special agent seeley booth what a moron you’d be
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"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
June 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
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Natural deodorant crystal, call that a deode
June 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Natural deodorant crystal, call that a deode
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NYC Comptroller Brad Lander was just arrested by Trump’s ICE agents because he asked to see a judicial warrant.
This is fascism and all New Yorkers must speak in one voice. Release him now.
This is fascism and all New Yorkers must speak in one voice. Release him now.
Here's a longer video of Brad Lander's detention just now inside 26 Federal Plaza as he tried to walk a man out of immigration court, by masked federal agents.
June 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
NYC Comptroller Brad Lander was just arrested by Trump’s ICE agents because he asked to see a judicial warrant.
This is fascism and all New Yorkers must speak in one voice. Release him now.
This is fascism and all New Yorkers must speak in one voice. Release him now.
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Weather is getting nice, what if 10 million people went outside at the same time
April 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Weather is getting nice, what if 10 million people went outside at the same time
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That bird is made up of all the most popular Starter jackets from the 90s.
Forget all the annoying stuff in the world for a few seconds and enjoy the natural beauty of Brazil’s Seven-coloured Tanager (Tangara fastuosa) Photo: Luiz Cavalcanti Damasceno
May 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
That bird is made up of all the most popular Starter jackets from the 90s.
the pacers are screaming murderers on jetskis
May 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
the pacers are screaming murderers on jetskis
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Oh hey, I didn’t see you there. I was just being in my big nightshirt
June 27, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Oh hey, I didn’t see you there. I was just being in my big nightshirt
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imagine you and all your buddies die in a storm and everyone is like wow The Perfect Storm
May 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
imagine you and all your buddies die in a storm and everyone is like wow The Perfect Storm
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Cold plunge tub salesman: in an ideal world, how would you start each day
Me: cup of coff-
Him: that's right, a simulation of an ice fishing accident
Me: cup of coff-
Him: that's right, a simulation of an ice fishing accident
October 12, 2023 at 3:27 PM
Cold plunge tub salesman: in an ideal world, how would you start each day
Me: cup of coff-
Him: that's right, a simulation of an ice fishing accident
Me: cup of coff-
Him: that's right, a simulation of an ice fishing accident
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SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
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FILLING BOLOGNESE, HUH?
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
🎵
FILLING BOLOGNESE, HUH?
May 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
🎵
FILLING BOLOGNESE, HUH?
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
🎵
FILLING BOLOGNESE, HUH?
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I miss that rideshare moped company Revel so much. I had such a great time with those, never felt freer. It's too bad all of those people died on them.
April 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I miss that rideshare moped company Revel so much. I had such a great time with those, never felt freer. It's too bad all of those people died on them.
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Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
August 14, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”