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here, there, everywhere
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This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.
October 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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I always wondered why France had so many heists but if you can still just put a ladder up to a window on the Louvre in the year 2025 and get away with a big bag full of priceless jewels I guess that solves the mystery
October 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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The left: always correct—uncomfortably early for everyone else

Everyone else: “now that we agree with the left, the left needs to compromise to accommodate us”
October 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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John Dowd (American, born 1960)
"Full Moon Beach Point", 2022.
Oil on Linen
#art #nightscape
October 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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PSA for everyone going to protests
June 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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older couple on the train with lady liberty and abe lincoln costumes including stovepipe hat, im sorry but that's so cute i'm libbing out
October 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It's really cold out and I'm going to a very fancy office today naturally I should wash my hair
October 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
A few short months remain
Got the wrong cake for my wife's bday yesterday and she was very gracious about it. But I won't forget this. 364 days left to make it right
October 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Do it you won't
This is the most transparent bluff I’ve ever seen. He lives for this shit.
October 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Boost me so I can find ppl on here pls
October 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Good morning fellow non evil people
October 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Hello world
October 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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If you want people to follow you back on social media I suggest trying to be funny or interesting or cute instead of being excruciatingly tedious
December 14, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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sorry but i would not have sex with Sydney Sweeney. i am already married to someone else
December 14, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Got the wrong cake for my wife's bday yesterday and she was very gracious about it. But I won't forget this. 364 days left to make it right
December 7, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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yay December
December 5, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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for context NYC offered a $10k reward for any critical information about the homocide which is about the cost of a single 15 minute ambulance ride after UnitedHealthcare denies coverage bc the EMTs responding to the call were out of network
As police hunted for the missing gunman in a fatal “targeted attack” on the CEO of UnitedHealthcare in Manhattan on Wednesday morning, social media erupted with contempt for the health insurance industry he represented—and his company in particular:
Americans Have Little Sympathy for Murdered Health Insurance Exec
Americans expressed virtually no sympathy for the apparently targeted killing of UnitedHealthcare's CEO by mystery gunman in New York.
www.rollingstone.com
December 5, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Fancy seeing you here
December 4, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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Happy dead white shithead day, brother
December 4, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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As a former adjuster, I can tell you that these claims are extremely expensive; cost of anesthesiologists, the drugs themselves etc … and time is the biggest factor in the cost. Meanwhile, your premium will continue its yearly rise. They will never stop squeezing.
December 4, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Genuinely can't remember the last time I was drunk lol
December 3, 2024 at 4:55 AM