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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Nothing’s gonna beat the time a family member told me he loved my work on “Jackoff Horseman”, though
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Y'all taking this fruit for pomegranted
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Me, with contempt: No, I will not be having a pastry with jam. How sugary. How unhealthy.

Also me: (Puts jam on toast every morning)
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior
September 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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To charm a dragon
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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See also: "thanks you!"
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Last Christmas
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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starting a tiktok trend called "Plateless Living" that's just carrying around loose handfuls of spaghetti
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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There’s never been a better use of this meme in meme history. 😅
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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My Trump Impression
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I found some earwax on my earplugs. I let my dog lick it off my fingers.

This is a zero-waste household.
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I don't have my ducks in a row and furthermore they are not even at the same pond. Also, they are rabid squirrels.
July 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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you have mitochondria, i have midichlorians, the same we are not
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If you arrive late, your class is shorter!

Follow me for more time-saving tips
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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If a woman looks sad, tell her, "You'd be pretty if you smiled more" and you won't see her looking sad anymore because you will be dead.
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I am going to lose my MIND if it turns out Trump is a pedophile AND Epstein gave Putin photos of Trump giving a bj

The fact that I'm wondering this at all shows the writing calibre of this final season of the USA

Are they red herrings? Who knows!

Can't wait for the finale! On the edge of my seat
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Twice a year humans say no to Father Time and he takes his revenge in blood (more car crashes)
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM