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Silliness, Jokes & Memes
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I am going to lose my MIND if it turns out Trump is a pedophile AND Epstein gave Putin photos of Trump giving a bj

The fact that I'm wondering this at all shows the writing calibre of this final season of the USA

Are they red herrings? Who knows!

Can't wait for the finale! On the edge of my seat
Showing youtube video accessible at https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uwOnwC-ZWMU, where Caleb Hearon is saying Donald Trump is old-school gay Snopes page: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/epstein-bubba-trump-blowing/ Claim: Mark Epstein, brother of convicted child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, once sent his brother an email that suggested he ask former White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon “if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba.” Rating: True Screenshot from the Snopes article at https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/epstein-bubba-trump-blowing/ March 19, 2018 MARK EPSTEIN: How are you doing? A while back you mentioned that you were prediabetic. Has anything changed with that? What is your boy Donald up to now? JEFFREY EPSTEIN: All good. Bannon with me March 21, 2018 MARK EPSTEIN: Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba? JEFFREY EPSTEIN: and i thought- I had tsuris MARK EPSTEIN: You and your boy Donnie can make a remake of the movie Get Hard. JEFFREY EPSTEIN: you mean DONNI TEE MARK EPSTEIN: I'd rather be in Donni Dee's shoes. Voice Over: There must be more to life than having everything. Donald: Yes, there is, but I won't tell you what it is. Jeffrey: Nor will I, since I also know what it is. Donald: We have certain things in common, Jeffrey. Jeffrey: Yes, we do, come to think of it. Donald: Enigmas never age, have you noticed that? Jeffrey: As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you. Trump: A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret. Accessible at https://www.snopes.com/news/2025/09/09/trump-letter-epstein-nude-woman/
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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I made it rhyme 😅
MAGA sign that says "at least she wasn't 8" then "MAKE AMERICA GREAT!" and "2026"
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Trump's worst nightmare:
This meme shows the evil queen from snow white talking to the magic mirror. She asks, "Magic Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?". the mirror responds "someone younger". The queen looks shocked and appalled.
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Trump's nightmare, apparently:
shows the evil queen from snow white talking to the magic mirror. she asks, "Magic Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?". the mirror responds "someone younger, with darker skin, and thinner than you. the queen looks shocked.
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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mark normand is this guy
pictures of comedian mark normand
October 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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meme. top caption: ORDERING AN ITEM MADE OF GLASS INSTEAD OF PLASTIC TO AVOID CAUSING PLASTIC POLLUTION bottom captions: MANUFACTURERS: I'M GOING TO WRAP IT IN SO MUCH PLASTIC. from the Glee meme captioned: I'm going to create an environment that is so toxic
October 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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This plug is worried about an unusual risk
shows a plug in a photo. there is text. the title is "safety socket". under it, the text says "To prevent children from being inserted by mistake..." (there's more text but that was the important part)
September 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Thank you for sharing!

🥳
A screenshot shows an exam result page with big bold text at the top saying "Exam Complete!" and "100%". Below, it says "You got 20 out of 20 questions correct (Weighted score: 27.4/27.4)". There’s an emoji of a masked face and the title "Epidemiologist's Nightmare" in blue. The text underneath says, "Perfect score! You’re so well-informed, conspiracy theorists actively avoid you at parties."
September 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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When a character in a story compliments another character's speech or writing

e.g. in the 2001 movie A Knight's Tale when Chaucer says "That's *very* good, Will" in praise of Will's dictation of a letter
This is the "obama awards obama an award" meme. Both Obamas are labelled "the author". Implying the author is praising themselves / their own work.
September 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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BBC accidentally suggesting Chris' wife Elsa Pataky is one of his children 😅
screenshot of a BBC article showing a photo of Chris Hemsworth, his wife Elsa Pataky, and two boys. the picture is captioned "Hemsworth lives in Australia with his three children" and I've underlined the "with his three children" in red
August 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Wife: Where did you find his phone?
Paramedic: INSIDE HIM
A person driving a car with both hands on the steering wheel, which has a smartphone mounted in the center using a magnetic holder. Blue digital lines illustrate the magnetic connection. Text on the image reads, "Vision not obstructed, Safer driving." The product is labeled as a "Magnetic Steering Wheel Phone" holder, priced at 10,29€, with a 49% discount, 4.8-star rating, and free shipping.
June 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Did Trump even consult Iran and Israel before declaring a ceasefire 😂
Screenshot of a CBS News webpage with the headline "Trump announces Israel-Iran ceasefire" in large bold letters. The article is categorized under "Politics" and lists authors Joe Walsh, Sara Cook, Fin Daniel Gómez, and Brian Dakss. The update date is June 24, 2025, at 3:15 AM EDT. The CBS News logo is at the top, along with navigation links and social media icons. Screenshot of a BBC News live webpage with a headline in bold white text on a black background that reads, "Trump lashes out at Israel and Iran as he accuses both of violating ceasefire." Above the headline, it shows "LIVE - 87,399 viewing" in green and white text. There is a turquoise "Watch live" button below the headline. At the top, the red BBC News navigation bar displays categories like Home, Israel-Gaza war, War in Ukraine, Climate, UK, World, Business, Politics, and Culture, with "World" and "Middle East" highlighted. On the right side of the image, a man in a blue suit with a white shirt (Donald Trump) stands on airplane stairs, raising his right fist. A meme using scenes from the TV show "The Office" compares Donald Trump's approach to calling for a ceasefire regarding Israel and Palestine. The first panel has text saying "DONALD TRUMP ABOUT PALESTINE AND ISRAEL" and "I DECLARE CEASEFIRE!" The second panel shows a character explaining, "I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word ceasefire and expect anything to happen." The third panel responds, "I didn't say it, I declared it." The meme humorously suggests that simply declaring a ceasefire is not enough to make it happen, using a famous joke format from "The Office."
June 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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I'm not just calling you promiscuous, I'm calling you a
The collection of drawings on top of a dyson hand dryer, which can be interpreted to spell "slut"
May 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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The humorous distracted-boyfriend meme featuring a boyfriend looking back at another woman while his girlfriend appears annoyed. The text overlay includes phrases "MY DOG EVERY TIME WE GO FOR A WALK" as the distracted boyfriend and "EATING LITERAL SHIT OFF THE GROUND" as the woman he's looking at and "ME" as the girlfriend. Conveying a comedic take on a dog's behavior during walks. The background shows a busy street scene.
March 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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A humorous meme featuring a distracted boyfriend looking at another woman while his girlfriend looks annoyed. The boyfriend is labeled "Evil CEO looking to motivate," the girlfriend is labeled "Threatening to fire people, publicly criticizing employees in meetings, non-compete agreements, noisy office," and the other woman is labeled "Raises, paying enough to live on, offering partial ownership of the company, paying for overtime, using more efficient organizational tools."
March 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Man realizes in a rave meme. Top text says IF FLUSHING THE TOILET RELEASES A LOT OF DIRTY PARTICLES INTO THE AIR and bottom text says I SHOULD BE KEEPING MY TOOTHBRUSH IN A DIFFERENT ROOM
March 10, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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it's the meme where the young man in the centre of a rave suddenly realizes something. the top text says "IF CARS SLIDE ON THE ROAD MORE EASILY WHEN THE ROAD IS WET" and the bottom text says "WE SHOULD BE WETTING OUR ASSHOLES BEFORE WE POOP (E.G. WITH A BIDET)"
March 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Alt text: A three-panel meme featuring 2 characters sitting at a table (played by leonardo dicaprio and cillian murphy), referencing a conversation from the movie "Inception." In the first panel, Leo's character says, "Can't you see what's going on, buddy? You're a sheep. Wake up!" In the second panel, the other character (played by murphy) responds, "You're totally right. I've looked around. I am aware of systemic discrimination now. Rich people influencing politicians and exploiting the poor. Unfair hiring practices. One might say I have aWOKEN." In the third panel, Leo's character looks at him with a suspicious expression.
March 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Alt text: A meme featuring a scene from Django Unchained with Leonardo DiCaprio in a formal suit holding a drink and looking ahead with a smirk in an ornate room. The text at the top says, "MY DOG WHEN I'M MAKING FOOD," and the text at the bottom says, "AND THEN I OPEN A BAG." The caption at the bottom of the image reads, "You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention." The meme humorously compares a dog's heightened interest when hearing a bag open while food is being made.
March 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Alt text: A popular "Distracted Boyfriend" meme featuring three individuals. The man in the center, labeled "ME," is turning his head to look at a woman in a red dress labeled "LOCAL UNION + ITS LAWYERS," while his girlfriend, labeled "MY BOSS AFTER TELLING ME THAT TAKING SICK DAYS REDUCES MY NUMBER OF VACATION DAYS," looks at him in disapproval. The background shows a blurred city street.
March 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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I was going to praise IKEA for featuring a 4-fingered hand (diversity) but I think the pinky is just hiding
a hand that looks like it has four fingers in total (I think the pinky finger is hiding) while the hand touches long green reeds
March 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Ugh
it's the "clever thinking" meme with the man pointing at his temple while smiling into the camera. It says "When research tells you to avoid conflict in relationships by using "I" statements, so you say, "I am frustrating with how you handled that".
February 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Including an American woman as a witness, who said she was being held against her will

#trump #tatebrothers #andrewtate #inflation #eggs #darkhumor
The disloyal boyfriend meme. The boyfriend is labeled "Trump". His upset girlfriend is labeled "US citizens affected by the price of eggs". The woman he is looking at is labeled "Helping two brothers charged with rape, human trafficking, and organized crime in the UK and Romania, and investigated for sex with a minor, trafficking minors, ".
February 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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the skeptical fry meme with the words "Can't tell if post is simply misinformation or also engagement bait"
February 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM