Matt Newman
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Matt Newman
@sibwarra.bsky.social
· Nov 30
I don't get why it's perfectly fine for bees to do a waggle dance to communicate the location of food to the hive, but when I get up on the table and shake my ass at the waiter approaching with our Bloomin' Onion, I'm asked to leave. Woke has destroyed us.
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It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
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AI is the new motion smoothing
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
AI is the new motion smoothing
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The woman whom the House Ethics Committee determined Matt Gaetz paid for sex when she was 17 years old was living in a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's, and needed the money for braces www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The woman whom the House Ethics Committee determined Matt Gaetz paid for sex when she was 17 years old was living in a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's, and needed the money for braces www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
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After 232 years, the U.S. mint has made the last Penny.
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
After 232 years, the U.S. mint has made the last Penny.
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Kind of wild that while food assistance was withheld from millions of families, one Trump-supporting billionaire (Ellison) saw his net worth grow more this year than the entire SNAP budget. And the YTD gains of the other four richest men would’ve fully covered salaries for all 2M federal employees.
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Kind of wild that while food assistance was withheld from millions of families, one Trump-supporting billionaire (Ellison) saw his net worth grow more this year than the entire SNAP budget. And the YTD gains of the other four richest men would’ve fully covered salaries for all 2M federal employees.
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I would have killed Jeffrey Epstein too if I had to read the way he typed emails just saying
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I would have killed Jeffrey Epstein too if I had to read the way he typed emails just saying
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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"The AI industry’s most important product at this moment is not a chatbot or a video generator; it’s the story the AI industry is telling about itself.... According to an MIT study, 95% of businesses that have deployed generative AI have gotten no value from it." www.theringer.com/2025/11/04/t...
How Catastrophic Is It If the AI Bubble Bursts? An FAQ.
The AI industry's most important product is not a chatbot or a video generator; it's the story the AI industry is telling about itself
www.theringer.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"The AI industry’s most important product at this moment is not a chatbot or a video generator; it’s the story the AI industry is telling about itself.... According to an MIT study, 95% of businesses that have deployed generative AI have gotten no value from it." www.theringer.com/2025/11/04/t...
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Grateful for this Delta flight attendant for providing some clarity on the upcoming changes to flights during the holidays.
Listen in ⬇️
Listen in ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Grateful for this Delta flight attendant for providing some clarity on the upcoming changes to flights during the holidays.
Listen in ⬇️
Listen in ⬇️
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all of this is also true for sexism. you tell me you think women are biologically less smart and i’ll suspect that i could probably convince you to drink your own piss
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
all of this is also true for sexism. you tell me you think women are biologically less smart and i’ll suspect that i could probably convince you to drink your own piss
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bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
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Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
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Oh s**t the stock market really IS about to crash
WASHINGTON (AP) — Nancy Pelosi won't seek reelection, ending her storied career in the US House.
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Oh s**t the stock market really IS about to crash
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For those who need it later to share
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
For those who need it later to share
Duane Roberts was a devoted public servant, from the aisles of grocery stores to positions of influence in endless freezers and households. His passing marks the loss of a figure who, with a strong sense of dedication, gave so much of his life to the country he loved.
November 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Duane Roberts was a devoted public servant, from the aisles of grocery stores to positions of influence in endless freezers and households. His passing marks the loss of a figure who, with a strong sense of dedication, gave so much of his life to the country he loved.
Rest in Piss, Dick Cheney.
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Rest in Piss, Dick Cheney.
And as everyone knows about Gatsby, there was famously nobody killed by the cruelties of an indulgent, self-awareness-lacking lifestyle.
Per Danny Kemp via press pool
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
And as everyone knows about Gatsby, there was famously nobody killed by the cruelties of an indulgent, self-awareness-lacking lifestyle.
Klan-killing, slave-freeing, Post-civil-war Assassin's Creed Game:
CANCELLED.
Steven Soderbergh-directed, Scott Burns-written, Adam Driver-led Star Wars film:
CANCELLED.
Grand-concept, lore-diving Halo MMO about the first Flood War:
CANCELLED.
We really just can't have *anything* fun can we?
CANCELLED.
Steven Soderbergh-directed, Scott Burns-written, Adam Driver-led Star Wars film:
CANCELLED.
Grand-concept, lore-diving Halo MMO about the first Flood War:
CANCELLED.
We really just can't have *anything* fun can we?
October 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Klan-killing, slave-freeing, Post-civil-war Assassin's Creed Game:
CANCELLED.
Steven Soderbergh-directed, Scott Burns-written, Adam Driver-led Star Wars film:
CANCELLED.
Grand-concept, lore-diving Halo MMO about the first Flood War:
CANCELLED.
We really just can't have *anything* fun can we?
CANCELLED.
Steven Soderbergh-directed, Scott Burns-written, Adam Driver-led Star Wars film:
CANCELLED.
Grand-concept, lore-diving Halo MMO about the first Flood War:
CANCELLED.
We really just can't have *anything* fun can we?
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If you need to explain to an idiot why Tolkien would have despised these goons, I have already grabbed a picture of the relevant passage (and I doubt I was the first):
October 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If you need to explain to an idiot why Tolkien would have despised these goons, I have already grabbed a picture of the relevant passage (and I doubt I was the first):
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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
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One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.