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Matt Newman
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July 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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A panel from a Moon Knight (Marvel) comic depicting the titular hero flinging seemingly random Egyptian-mythology-themed items from his pockets presumably towards an offscreen enemy. A speech bubble has been edited in, making him say "RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!"
June 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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April 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I've been replaying Dishonored. Holds up *great*.
Adam Scott as Ben Wyatt in Parks and Recreation, holding something up, in meme format, with the subtitles "Do you think a depressed person could make this?" He has been photoshopped to be dressed like Corvo Attano from the Dishonored games, with a haunting mask, bone charms across his chest, sleep darts in the wall behind him, and a distant stack of whale oil canisters. Over the object in his hand has been photoshopped a list of difficult and involved achievements from the game to not kill anyone, never be noticed, and forgo any upgrades after the prologue.
April 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Am I enjoying the professional torment portal, where people who get paid substantially more go out of their way to prove they have a lower reading level and worse critical thinking skills?

I'm thinkin' "Not so much," Mr Gates.
A notification in Microsoft Outlook email with the audacity to ask if the user is "enjoying" the program.
December 30, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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I should call her...
December 1, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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I have arrived to grace BlueSky with my insane thoughts and nuclear takes.

Average seven likes and four reposts, here we come.
The silhouette of Kermit the Frog, arriving with a travel bag, bathed in angelic light.
November 13, 2024 at 5:52 PM