Girl 3
@shyeahright.bsky.social
I’m cringe.
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Chinga la migra.
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Chinga la migra.
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Girl 3
@shyeahright.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Instead of me posting something pithy and social media-y, I encourage you to think about what I could have said and lol about it.
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Too many X accounts are bots. Delighted to be on Bluesky where you're all just figments of my imagination
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Too many X accounts are bots. Delighted to be on Bluesky where you're all just figments of my imagination
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oh dear it's that "I just logged on and people are making vague references to something I haven't figured out yet" feeling
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
oh dear it's that "I just logged on and people are making vague references to something I haven't figured out yet" feeling
If I started a book that I didn’t like, I used to make myself read the whole thing anyway like some kind of weird self-flagellation, like homework. Just to say I’d read it.
I’ve had a lot of therapy since then.
I’ve had a lot of therapy since then.
I've started to read fiction again, after a hiatus of several years. It hasn't taken me long to conclude that at my age, life is just too short for badly-written, ineptly edited police procedurals. In my earlier days, I rarely gave up on a book I'd started, but I've abandoned 3 in the last 2 days!
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If I started a book that I didn’t like, I used to make myself read the whole thing anyway like some kind of weird self-flagellation, like homework. Just to say I’d read it.
I’ve had a lot of therapy since then.
I’ve had a lot of therapy since then.
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
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November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Why do these guys always look like a deep breath?
Meet Bubba Saulsbury, son of Odessa oil industry magnate Dick Saulsbury. Also friend to Kash Patel and JD Vance. This is who the Epstein felatio email is rumored to be referring to. Not Bill Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Why do these guys always look like a deep breath?
THEYRE FINALLY GOING TO PUT DOGMA ON STREAMING AND I HAVE TO SCREAM IT AT SOMEONE SO IM SORRY BUT YOURE THE ONLY ONES HERE RIGHT NOW
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
THEYRE FINALLY GOING TO PUT DOGMA ON STREAMING AND I HAVE TO SCREAM IT AT SOMEONE SO IM SORRY BUT YOURE THE ONLY ONES HERE RIGHT NOW
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Why is it that Australia’s biggest cultural exports are wildly successful children’s entertainment and the most fucked up horror movies you’ve ever seen?
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Why is it that Australia’s biggest cultural exports are wildly successful children’s entertainment and the most fucked up horror movies you’ve ever seen?
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
Found out that Julien and Jenna are planning for Mr. Marbles rainbow bridge time and I’m mourning with them, but I have literally no one currently in my life who will understand that sentence without in-depth explanation.
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Found out that Julien and Jenna are planning for Mr. Marbles rainbow bridge time and I’m mourning with them, but I have literally no one currently in my life who will understand that sentence without in-depth explanation.
Now that they’ve released some of the files I imagine we’ll be going to war with Venezuela by the weekend.
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Now that they’ve released some of the files I imagine we’ll be going to war with Venezuela by the weekend.
Latest obsession: Japanese stationery awards.
My home office is going to be covered in Washi tape and over-engineered mechanical pencils.
My home office is going to be covered in Washi tape and over-engineered mechanical pencils.
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Latest obsession: Japanese stationery awards.
My home office is going to be covered in Washi tape and over-engineered mechanical pencils.
My home office is going to be covered in Washi tape and over-engineered mechanical pencils.
Currently cultivating Edmund Fitzgerald memes in my Gordon Lightfoot folder.
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Currently cultivating Edmund Fitzgerald memes in my Gordon Lightfoot folder.
I’m just gonna ignore the world today and celebrate the colour match on my WFH fit.
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’m just gonna ignore the world today and celebrate the colour match on my WFH fit.
Finally found a way to write the professional email version of “Bitch is you crazy?” but it’s not nearly as satisfying.
November 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Finally found a way to write the professional email version of “Bitch is you crazy?” but it’s not nearly as satisfying.
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Why do you hate the Oxford comma, Microsoft? Why do you plague my work products with shitty blue lines highlighting my superior grammar??
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Why do you hate the Oxford comma, Microsoft? Why do you plague my work products with shitty blue lines highlighting my superior grammar??
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if you’ve never seen Interview with the Vampire, it ends with the vampire being told he’s made it through to a second interview
October 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
if you’ve never seen Interview with the Vampire, it ends with the vampire being told he’s made it through to a second interview
Aw. 😞
Hey quick tip: you’ll have more success communicating with strangers on here if you’re not a weirdly aggressive and offputting little freak that no one likes
October 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Aw. 😞
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Maybe we should all apply and then wash out of the academy.
Omg, this detail from CNN about the ICE hiring snafu is wild. This seems like an HR 101 level thing to get right.
They turned a hiring bonus into something much closer to an application bonus.
Seems like a great way to burn a ton of cash. Also? Here’s some waste for sure!
They turned a hiring bonus into something much closer to an application bonus.
Seems like a great way to burn a ton of cash. Also? Here’s some waste for sure!
October 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Maybe we should all apply and then wash out of the academy.