Shrimplegs
@shrimplegs.bsky.social
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now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
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Im just jerking off your chain (to completion)
December 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Im just jerking off your chain (to completion)
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do you want to get high and say the saddest things that ever happened to you
December 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
do you want to get high and say the saddest things that ever happened to you
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rats rats rats rats rats rats
December 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
rats rats rats rats rats rats
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We are the uncs of the fine shyts you didn't rizz
December 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
We are the uncs of the fine shyts you didn't rizz
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*hits vape*
the relationship with santa & the elves is best described as a jollycule /send skeet/
the relationship with santa & the elves is best described as a jollycule /send skeet/
December 4, 2024 at 4:05 AM
*hits vape*
the relationship with santa & the elves is best described as a jollycule /send skeet/
the relationship with santa & the elves is best described as a jollycule /send skeet/
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Are you a bad enough dude to commit seppuku to maintain your family's honor?
December 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Are you a bad enough dude to commit seppuku to maintain your family's honor?
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Picking succulent lice from your greasy pelt to strengthen our bond
December 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Picking succulent lice from your greasy pelt to strengthen our bond
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feel free to send me one hundred dollars
December 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
feel free to send me one hundred dollars
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[about to turn off a light switch with wet hands]
This will be the time it happens
This will be the time it happens
December 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
[about to turn off a light switch with wet hands]
This will be the time it happens
This will be the time it happens
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Could a depressed person do this? Complete a moderately difficult video game?
December 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Could a depressed person do this? Complete a moderately difficult video game?
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Doom? *and* gloom? In this economy?
December 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Doom? *and* gloom? In this economy?
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GOATsed with the sauce
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
GOATsed with the sauce
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i am once again pissing your pants
December 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
i am once again pissing your pants
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Landlords should be hunted like pigs
December 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Landlords should be hunted like pigs
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why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
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Friends should hunt each other through the woods for Christmas
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Friends should hunt each other through the woods for Christmas
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platonically dazzled by the sparkling homie
December 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
platonically dazzled by the sparkling homie
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when you sin in a video game you are still sinning
December 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
when you sin in a video game you are still sinning
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i think tech deck should be in the olympics
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
i think tech deck should be in the olympics
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i have negative executive function
December 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
i have negative executive function
i am so funny and cool
December 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
i am so funny and cool
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passing you that shit that makes you go awooga
December 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
passing you that shit that makes you go awooga
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(At the bar) Sorry about my friend he emerged fully formed from a seed pod a couple days ago
December 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
(At the bar) Sorry about my friend he emerged fully formed from a seed pod a couple days ago