cosmic angel
@itcleb.bsky.social
plagued by nebulous thoughts
we are fucking under attack :)
December 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
we are fucking under attack :)
guys i have a theory that if you collect 100 gold coins or eat 100 fruit you will be given another chance at life if you were to be killed
December 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
guys i have a theory that if you collect 100 gold coins or eat 100 fruit you will be given another chance at life if you were to be killed
i need more guards outside my castle (1000 sq foot apartment)
December 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
i need more guards outside my castle (1000 sq foot apartment)
i'm pulling up in this
December 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i'm pulling up in this
alive internet theory
December 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
alive internet theory
the other night santa came down the chimney and slowly approached me while saying "beyond the scope of light, beyond the reach of dark, what could possibly await us? and yet we seek it insatiably, such is our fate"
then proceeded to raid the liquor cabinet then leave
then proceeded to raid the liquor cabinet then leave
December 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
the other night santa came down the chimney and slowly approached me while saying "beyond the scope of light, beyond the reach of dark, what could possibly await us? and yet we seek it insatiably, such is our fate"
then proceeded to raid the liquor cabinet then leave
then proceeded to raid the liquor cabinet then leave
who's that one french guy napoleon boner part?
December 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
who's that one french guy napoleon boner part?
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military industrial complex wanna know how santa can deliver 8 billion gifts in one night
December 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM
military industrial complex wanna know how santa can deliver 8 billion gifts in one night
based on a 2000 calories per day diet, a gram of uranium can sustain you for 10 million years :)
December 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
based on a 2000 calories per day diet, a gram of uranium can sustain you for 10 million years :)
never heard of a grinch in my life what are you ppl talking about?
December 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
never heard of a grinch in my life what are you ppl talking about?
sometimes it's just sad and there's not much you can do about it
December 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
sometimes it's just sad and there's not much you can do about it
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asking santa all i want is more volcanic erruptions worldwide
December 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
asking santa all i want is more volcanic erruptions worldwide
on bluesky you could say liberals are losers bc they appease fascism w their ineffectiveness and you would be put on lots of blocklists saying you support trump or some dumb shit like that
December 24, 2025 at 8:23 AM
on bluesky you could say liberals are losers bc they appease fascism w their ineffectiveness and you would be put on lots of blocklists saying you support trump or some dumb shit like that
can't say happy honda days because of woke
December 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
can't say happy honda days because of woke
this guy was for sure in the epstein files
December 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
this guy was for sure in the epstein files
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The Grey Mare of the mist
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The Grey Mare of the mist
you're becoming weak because you're posting instead of chopping firewood for the winter
December 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
you're becoming weak because you're posting instead of chopping firewood for the winter