Swagatha Christie
@shrikev2.bsky.social
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[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
November 22, 2024 at 10:32 AM
[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
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Yuck Elon, and Yuck Twitter Gold 🤮
It costs around 12K a year….
What a horrible waste of money,
Instead of doing that, we are giving $1000 to a different charity each month this year.
Starting with Doctors Without Borders!
It costs around 12K a year….
What a horrible waste of money,
Instead of doing that, we are giving $1000 to a different charity each month this year.
Starting with Doctors Without Borders!
January 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Yuck Elon, and Yuck Twitter Gold 🤮
It costs around 12K a year….
What a horrible waste of money,
Instead of doing that, we are giving $1000 to a different charity each month this year.
Starting with Doctors Without Borders!
It costs around 12K a year….
What a horrible waste of money,
Instead of doing that, we are giving $1000 to a different charity each month this year.
Starting with Doctors Without Borders!
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You should be able to put other things beside Pokémon in those Pokémon balls. Imagine if you threw one and Jack the Ripper popped out
January 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
You should be able to put other things beside Pokémon in those Pokémon balls. Imagine if you threw one and Jack the Ripper popped out
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disdain rocks it's like if hate was chill
January 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
disdain rocks it's like if hate was chill
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There now follows a short thread of Captain Holt quotes on screenshots of Kratos. Why? Because I wanted to, that's why.
January 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
There now follows a short thread of Captain Holt quotes on screenshots of Kratos. Why? Because I wanted to, that's why.
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Happy New Year Fuckos
December 31, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Happy New Year Fuckos
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Wes Streeting is a repulsive little maggot and I hope he never finds a moment's happiness.
December 11, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Wes Streeting is a repulsive little maggot and I hope he never finds a moment's happiness.
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Caught a gnome making snow angels in my kitchen, taste the god particle you rat
December 9, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Caught a gnome making snow angels in my kitchen, taste the god particle you rat
ACAB applies to this guy too, fuckin' snitch.
Riley Walz (@riley.bsky.social), engineer who tweeted public Citi Bike data he thought could help catch the UHC CEO's killer, told me he's received hundreds of threats and that his home address has been widely posted. One tweet with a photo of his house got 5,000 likes. "It's absolutely terrifying"
Online sleuths are racing to catch the UnitedHealthcare CEO’s killer
The shooting of the UnitedHealthcare CEO in New York City, home to a vast network of surveillance cameras, has fueled a crowdsourced manhunt — even as some seek to lionize the killer.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 7, 2024 at 9:02 AM
ACAB applies to this guy too, fuckin' snitch.
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Jason statham aladdin: riff raff, street rat?
Piss off
Fuck that
Piss off
Fuck that
November 24, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Jason statham aladdin: riff raff, street rat?
Piss off
Fuck that
Piss off
Fuck that
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pronouncing Margot Robbie with a hard T like she's an Elden Ring boss
November 15, 2024 at 9:56 PM
pronouncing Margot Robbie with a hard T like she's an Elden Ring boss
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Yet again, I see that People Magazine is too cowardly to admit who the real Sexiest Man Alive is:
November 13, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Yet again, I see that People Magazine is too cowardly to admit who the real Sexiest Man Alive is:
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“Waaah the movie is challenging” all you have to do is look at it. There’s not a single movie in the world as challenging as Castlevania for the Nintendo Entertainment System
November 13, 2024 at 2:18 AM
“Waaah the movie is challenging” all you have to do is look at it. There’s not a single movie in the world as challenging as Castlevania for the Nintendo Entertainment System
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locating and following twitter mutuals on here feels like Pokemon Snap
November 8, 2024 at 2:24 PM
locating and following twitter mutuals on here feels like Pokemon Snap
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This makes me laugh so hard
November 8, 2024 at 12:41 AM
This makes me laugh so hard
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i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
November 6, 2024 at 11:00 AM
i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same