Matt Rigney
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Matt Rigney
@shottheserif.bsky.social
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My hotel has an Aggie fire alarm
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR 2025 BLUESKY CFB ALL-NAME TEAM. We had 1,404 total votes cast, from 146 people, to create a starting lineup.

OFFENSE:
December 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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The one good billionaire being the lady who got divorced tells us so much about everything really
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
We're gonna lose by 30 to Indiana in the playoffs anyway
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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I’m angry and confused. Now that’s what I call Aggie Football
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Every year I see this remix with just men’s sports, so… Happy Thanksgiving from Good Game with Sarah Spain! 🫘🫛🥔🍅

P.S. Check out the editing skills on yer girl. Watch out world, I’m starting to figure out this whole content creator thing…
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Don’t forget to turn your Texas Milk horns down this week.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Me getting fired up to sit on the patio
"We outside but we inside" - Jameis Winston
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
That UNT throw was perfection
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
There's got to be one average-NCAA-level kicker on the A&M campus somewhere.
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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BRB, returning a lifted F-350 to my nearest Whole Foods.
Ford Motor is partnering with Amazon to let dealers sell the automaker's certified used vehicles on the e-commerce platform, providing consumers with a way to shop for a car and arrange financing online.
Ford to start selling certified used cars on Amazon
Shoppers can browse Ford dealers' used car selection online, through Amazon Autos, and pick their vehicles up in person.
cbsn.ws
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If I am ever on a magazine cover I will insist that the background be a Hubble or Webb image.
Nope, your eyes aren't deceiving you. That really is Hubble's image of the Bubble Nebula in the background of Vogue’s December cover, featuring actor Timothée Chalamet.

This image of the nebula was released in 2016 to mark Hubble’s 26th anniversary.
The Universe According to Timothée
“My superpower is my fearlessness.”
www.vogue.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Shocked at the A&M bar before I remembered we had 4 turnovers. Also, lol 'Bama.
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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and yet Germany still won the war because their cops drive sweet 540d 8AT wagons while ours have, like, dodge durangoes
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Every element of this is comedic perfection.
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Hi! We’re a coffee shop where you had a work meeting eight months ago. Would you like to get two emails a week for the rest of your life?
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Woke Wheel Route is an elite band name.
woke wheel route’s always open
every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you”

nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Dick Cheney died rather than live in a world where he couldn’t watch the SEC on YouTube TV, respect
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Fuck man. I feel so bad for those Jays fans. Been there.
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can anyone get Ted Cruz into a Dodgers hat for the bottom on the 11th???
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
THREE ROUTINE OUTS?? THIS GAME HAS EVERYTHING!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
Look at this insane shit
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM