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what better place than here? what better time than now?
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Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Dawg WHAT
HOW ON EARTH HAS DOMINIC SOLANKE PULLED THAT OFF? 🫨

SPURS FIGHT BACK TO TIE IT UP AGAINST MAN CITY!
February 1, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I have what seems to be an antibiotic-resistant bacterial infection slowly eating into my skull, so I will not be also subjecting myself to Spurs today
February 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
The Reverend Horton Heat can still fucking shred after 40 years
February 1, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Crazy number of white people at the psychobilly show tonight
February 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
1. Ecology
2. Evolution
3. Evolution of Warfare
4. Comparative World Revolutions
5. History of the American West

Nice thing about a liberal arts school is they’ll let you take the extremely cool but very niche upper level history classes as electives with your bio major if you flirt a little
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university.

1. Egyptian mythology
2. Death and dying
3. Stochastic processes
4. Geology of Wisconsin
5. Nonparametric statistics
January 31, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...
George Washington
YouTube video by unvmebad86
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I think science will eventually tell us that dogs are a unique type of matter that can change density at will. My 75-pound hound becomes the Sword in the fucking Stone when it’s time to go to his crate, and I am apparently not worthy to be king.
my dog is fifteen years old, she weighs ten pounds, she has arthritis and kidney disease, she’s frailer than a sonofabitch. so can any transfiguration experts out there explain how she morphs into 185lbs of coiled steel every time i have to wrestle her pills down her throat
January 28, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Yall ever had a toothache as an adult? This shit is unbearable. I’d like to be hit by a cruise missile
January 28, 2026 at 1:48 AM
“A bunch of VC and tech ghouls MK-Ultra’d themselves into becoming the Tex Avery Horny Cartoon Wolf when this popped up on their screen” is as good an explanation of current American foreign policy as any other I’ve heard
January 27, 2026 at 9:07 PM
RUN THE MOTHERFUCKIN BALL
January 27, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Simulation’s running out of ideas
January 25, 2026 at 12:13 AM
From now on I am adopting the philosophy of one of my long-ago exes: I don’t have to pay attention to ugly people. Whatever a guy who looks like this has to say is of no value to me, so I will be ignoring it.
“There will be more than enough jobs for the citizens of your nation, esp. those with vocational training,” said Karp. “I do think these trends really do make it hard to imagine why we should have large-scale immigration unless you have a very specialized skill.”

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Palantir CEO Says AI to Make Large-Scale Immigration Obsolete
Artificial intelligence will displace so many jobs that it will eliminate the need for mass immigration, according to Palantir Technologies Inc. Chief Executive Officer Alex Karp.
www.bloomberg.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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Well might be time to assert another right huh
January 21, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Was just randomly thinking about TJ Houshmandzadeh in my office, and while the natty made it clear that Bluesky is rapidly becoming The Place For Sports, it’s still really sparse on 150-post threads of mid-aughts WR2s
January 21, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Can’t say that was the scoreline I was expecting to see when I remembered Spurs were playing this afternoon
January 20, 2026 at 9:29 PM
My key takeaway from Indiana’s historic season is that if 0.0002% of Mark Cuban’s net worth can do *this*, just imagine what we could do with, say, 97% of it
January 20, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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math textbook covers for some reason:
Robert Patrick on the set of Terminator 2: Judgement Day, 1991
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Had an irresponsible number of jaegerbombs with the IU chapter of my frat in a previous life; happy for them and I hope there’s a Waffle House nearby
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I’m gonna have a beer
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM