Greg
@rhymeswithbronco.bsky.social
biology professor, antagonist of reality #coys
@treblaw.bsky.social pre-Thanksgiving grocery run, I’ve never felt so alive
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
@treblaw.bsky.social pre-Thanksgiving grocery run, I’ve never felt so alive
Shoutout to my guy Ahmed, this is significantly more difficult than I thought
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Shoutout to my guy Ahmed, this is significantly more difficult than I thought
Turbo Richard. Turbo Richard? Turbo. Richard.
November 16, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Turbo Richard. Turbo Richard? Turbo. Richard.
this is the post that lives behind my eyes
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
this is the post that lives behind my eyes
My contribution to the discourse
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My contribution to the discourse
I’m partial to Cuban tree frogs even though they’re bad (invasive). Look at that face
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I’m partial to Cuban tree frogs even though they’re bad (invasive). Look at that face
I love that dashboard possums are apparently an actual Thing, and not just a unique affliction on my end. This one was a gift from a former student and has now inhabited *three* different dashboards!
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I love that dashboard possums are apparently an actual Thing, and not just a unique affliction on my end. This one was a gift from a former student and has now inhabited *three* different dashboards!
Missed spursday in lab again
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Missed spursday in lab again
Just sneezed so hard both of my hip flexors cramped up, which very nearly caused me to fly backwards out a 3rd story window
September 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Just sneezed so hard both of my hip flexors cramped up, which very nearly caused me to fly backwards out a 3rd story window
Memphis is the greatest city in the world
September 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Memphis is the greatest city in the world
you cannot be serious
September 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
you cannot be serious
I am no longer asking for a cold front
September 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I am no longer asking for a cold front
Disturbing number of fingernail clippings on the floor of the elevator at work
September 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Disturbing number of fingernail clippings on the floor of the elevator at work
tfw you’re giving up 9.2 ypc to an AAC team
August 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
tfw you’re giving up 9.2 ypc to an AAC team
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August 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Get this shit out of here
August 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Get this shit out of here
Fuck it, we ball, we’re on to Cincinnati, warra trophy, coys
August 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Fuck it, we ball, we’re on to Cincinnati, warra trophy, coys
First ballot Dudes Rock Hall of Famer, courtesy of the homie BP. Build the statue now.
August 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
First ballot Dudes Rock Hall of Famer, courtesy of the homie BP. Build the statue now.
Chat, what sort of portent is “eggplant abandoned at the Hurricane Katrina Memorial”?
August 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Chat, what sort of portent is “eggplant abandoned at the Hurricane Katrina Memorial”?
