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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Me when I get to babysit my 5 year old cousin
September 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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The shadow is the body and he casts the man
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
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James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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I fucking love TikTok, dude
October 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Stay woke friends
October 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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anyway
October 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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October 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?

IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.

PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
May 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Going to start calling Sam Altman "Sloppenheimer"
May 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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"I'm at Conclave"
May 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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"every time yoda showed up on set his shit was absolutely rocked off inhalants. tiny cooker would go through a home depot worth of paint thinner before the cameras started rolling. i mean, he'd deliver lines in some gibberish language, cantonese i think? other times he just sat silently, weeping"
April 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Wow, Food Network is showing the rarely aired episode of Diners, Drive-Ins, And Dives where Henry Kissinger subbed in for Guy Fieri while Guy was getting inpatient sunburn therapy. No one has ever delivered the "was that a great road trip or what" bumper quite as unsettlingly as HK.
April 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Oh fuck oh shit
April 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Economists warn that the destruction of all that is good and pure could hurt the stock market. An age of lamentation might reduce the GDP more than 2.5%
March 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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February 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM