Shastao
@shastao.bsky.social
Opinions are my own. Previously full-stack, presently frontend #WebDev. Board and video game player of the non-toxic variety ( #ffxiv and whatever else.) Dabbling with 3D printing. #日本語 上手になりたい。
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Mr. Beast is one of those celebrities or shows in the background of a dystopian story to give you an idea of how completely the broken society has become. You can't convince me he's real.
a man in a tuxedo is being attacked by two women in a movie and they are talking about a dollar .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is being attacked by two women in a movie and they are talking about a dollar .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Mr. Beast is one of those celebrities or shows in the background of a dystopian story to give you an idea of how completely the broken society has become. You can't convince me he's real.
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Aerial photo of a dumpster at former Starcruiser.
December 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Aerial photo of a dumpster at former Starcruiser.
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Write code to make being human easier. Rip code out if it makes being human harder. Write code to make caring for each other easier. Rip it out if it makes caring for each other harder.
Empathy driven development has literally never failed me. It’s done me better than everything else combined
Empathy driven development has literally never failed me. It’s done me better than everything else combined
October 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Write code to make being human easier. Rip code out if it makes being human harder. Write code to make caring for each other easier. Rip it out if it makes caring for each other harder.
Empathy driven development has literally never failed me. It’s done me better than everything else combined
Empathy driven development has literally never failed me. It’s done me better than everything else combined
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why is it so cute to see buses going back into their depot at night 🥲 like aw they’re going to sleep 🥲🥲🥲 goodnight buddies 🫶🫶🫶
September 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
why is it so cute to see buses going back into their depot at night 🥲 like aw they’re going to sleep 🥲🥲🥲 goodnight buddies 🫶🫶🫶
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I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.
September 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.
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Such a great motivational quote from @edzitron.com I had to put it in a poster.
September 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Such a great motivational quote from @edzitron.com I had to put it in a poster.
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from chandra manning's wonderful book "what this cruel war was over"
August 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
from chandra manning's wonderful book "what this cruel war was over"
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every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing
August 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing
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Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
August 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
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I need help with Rent - keeping the power and water flowing has been stupid this summer and nothing's been getting cheaper (as you ALL know of course). if you can throw a bit of help here; t.co/eUOht3wsaj it would be a huge help and much appreciated
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/alchabest
t.co
July 25, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I need help with Rent - keeping the power and water flowing has been stupid this summer and nothing's been getting cheaper (as you ALL know of course). if you can throw a bit of help here; t.co/eUOht3wsaj it would be a huge help and much appreciated
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Shoutout to the little pad at the bottom of the raspberry container for when they get their period
October 24, 2023 at 11:41 PM
Shoutout to the little pad at the bottom of the raspberry container for when they get their period
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happy bday dawntrail
June 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
happy bday dawntrail
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Tech Guy: I have attained immortality!
Me: Wow, you figured out how to stop aging?
Tech Guy: No, I trained an AI on my emails to create a perfect copy of my personality. Then I uploaded it into a robot dog with M3GAN’s face. It will live forever
Robot: As a businessman I often schedule meetings
Me: Wow, you figured out how to stop aging?
Tech Guy: No, I trained an AI on my emails to create a perfect copy of my personality. Then I uploaded it into a robot dog with M3GAN’s face. It will live forever
Robot: As a businessman I often schedule meetings
June 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Tech Guy: I have attained immortality!
Me: Wow, you figured out how to stop aging?
Tech Guy: No, I trained an AI on my emails to create a perfect copy of my personality. Then I uploaded it into a robot dog with M3GAN’s face. It will live forever
Robot: As a businessman I often schedule meetings
Me: Wow, you figured out how to stop aging?
Tech Guy: No, I trained an AI on my emails to create a perfect copy of my personality. Then I uploaded it into a robot dog with M3GAN’s face. It will live forever
Robot: As a businessman I often schedule meetings
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Sauntering through a medical conference and eating an apple, flipping everybody off. They’re so mad. They know they can’t touch me
June 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Sauntering through a medical conference and eating an apple, flipping everybody off. They’re so mad. They know they can’t touch me
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it’s so funny to me how every time anyone left of bill clinton wins something the same slate of hysterical old white dudes goes on CNN to tell us they remember the cold war and that there will be stalinist purges by the end of the week
June 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
it’s so funny to me how every time anyone left of bill clinton wins something the same slate of hysterical old white dudes goes on CNN to tell us they remember the cold war and that there will be stalinist purges by the end of the week
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Don't think there is a better illustration of AI-in-everything-whether-we-want-it-or-not than an AI bro buying an AI toy for his child who played with it for a bit and then seemed singularly unimpressed with the AI and turned it off.
He keeps turning it back on, and she keeps turning it off.
He keeps turning it back on, and she keeps turning it off.
December 27, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Don't think there is a better illustration of AI-in-everything-whether-we-want-it-or-not than an AI bro buying an AI toy for his child who played with it for a bit and then seemed singularly unimpressed with the AI and turned it off.
He keeps turning it back on, and she keeps turning it off.
He keeps turning it back on, and she keeps turning it off.
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Raw milk is one of those ideas that can really only take hold when people haven't seen a cow. if you see a cow from let's say ten feet or less you immediately understand the problem that pasteurization is solving
December 20, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Raw milk is one of those ideas that can really only take hold when people haven't seen a cow. if you see a cow from let's say ten feet or less you immediately understand the problem that pasteurization is solving
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Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food
December 19, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food
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get in loser we’re buying electrical components for a side project we don’t have time for 🚀
December 14, 2024 at 11:02 PM
get in loser we’re buying electrical components for a side project we don’t have time for 🚀
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Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date*
McDonalds drive-thru employee: what
McDonalds drive-thru employee: what
December 5, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date*
McDonalds drive-thru employee: what
McDonalds drive-thru employee: what