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Mblorch
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Cover by Howard Sherman.
February 12, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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🚨BREAKING: Puerto Rico has been part of the United States since 1898, and people still act confused that Puerto Ricans are American.

States that joined after Puerto Rico:
• Oklahoma — 1907
• New Mexico — 1912
• Arizona — 1912
• Alaska — 1959
• Hawaii — 1959

Yet somehow this is still news to folks.
February 10, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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Am making pasties today despite really not wanting to. I’m about a month late from when I usually make them.

My weirdo recipe comes from my British grandmother via a stint in Michigan as a US Army wife. Basically very coarsely shredded carrot, onion, potato with ground beef into a kind of hand pie
February 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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I think that in 2026 Jesus is going to return… profits to shareholders
February 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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riding a leaf to work
February 10, 2026 at 1:51 PM
You know I do
February 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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People think the highest Michelin rating is 3 stars, but there is a hidden 4th level where the Michelin Man comes and kills everyone at your restaurant and mixes your ashes in tire rubber. Then he exalts you by wearing you around his waist for all eternity
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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Digging through photos from 15ish years ago and I stumbled across this bumper sticker that goes HARD AS FUCK
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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If the Grinch tried to pull any of that shit around me I would shoot him in the fucking face
December 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Swamp Thing, Abby & some awfully endearing frogs, by Charles Vess, 1987.
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Cover by C.C. Beck.
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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So that was Tuesday Nov 18th 2025. Crikey. Another day done, another day (more or less) here. So it goes.

(Out this very month in 1950, just 75 years ago, EC Comics’ “Weird Fantasy” #17, with its cover by Al Feldstein & Jim Wroten.)

And so to bed. Sleep well, gentle sentients of Planet Earth.
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Here's the Whole Damn Thing from last night before it gets taken down:

youtu.be/VJks_nAlY-I
Warren Zevon Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony (Full David Letterman Speech)
YouTube video by Cool Music For Cool Guys
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November 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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At the Jack London museum. Writing used to be so cool. You got to carry around a little box with every drug in it and once you were fucked enough up on toothache heroin you started saying shit like "I am a brain merchant." You write like 100 books and then die of raw duck and mercury poisoning
August 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
“Hay,” WHY DONT you stop whatever it is you think you are doing right now and take a look at this janky-ass CRORN? Seriously why must you continue to refuse to do this for me? I asked you to look at it, please. As a friend

#CRORN
August 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Work sucks
August 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Well you dipshits sure aren't using your guns to dEfEnd AgAinSt a TyRaNniCaL gOverNmeNt, so I think that means we don't ever have to entertain you as serious people with serious beliefs ever again.
August 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I can’t believe my own son is hacking the government
August 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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So they don’t dance no more in clubs. And under 40s making music and so called bangers. The answer is make MOVEMENT MUSIC .. for new designed skating rinks . Dope sound systems, screens and DJs and MCs across the world. By Aug 1 my 65 ill be skating back to trick form after 2-3 more get downs lets
July 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Baraka looks like a troubled individual.
July 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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working on some things
June 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM