Tim (no relation)
@sgtmongoose.bsky.social
In 1984, scientists working at Harvard University created a man who had no chance of making it in this world. Hence, Tim.
Self-hating theater kid and gnostic heresiarch
Posts 80% about card games even though I am an adult man
Self-hating theater kid and gnostic heresiarch
Posts 80% about card games even though I am an adult man
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soon you will be able to use multiple slurp juices on a single Magic: the Gathering card
It would depend on if he had a baculum or not and if so, was it coated in adamantium
I like that when I joined bluesky it was a place for sickos to not be bothered by Nazis but now it has a reputation for being super libbed up so when I say something like "do you think Wolverine got regular boners or did it pop in and out like his claws" someone will stop by to say "VOTE!"
December 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It would depend on if he had a baculum or not and if so, was it coated in adamantium
Good song
Los Campesinos! - The Holly & The Ivy (2025 Remaster) (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Los Campesinos!
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Good song
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"A tin soldier, Santa Claus? Do you think to buy my loyalty with such a bauble? Perhaps as a child I would be charmed by his gay uniform and proud martial aspect, but now? I am a man, and know something of man's character."
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"A tin soldier, Santa Claus? Do you think to buy my loyalty with such a bauble? Perhaps as a child I would be charmed by his gay uniform and proud martial aspect, but now? I am a man, and know something of man's character."
I still believe in Gene Roddenberry's vision for the future
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I still believe in Gene Roddenberry's vision for the future
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Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
who's Jace which secret lair is he from
I love that there's a circle within the Magic community of Jace guys.
Want to talk about Jace? The Jace guys love that.
Theories about Jace? Gotta tell the Jace guys.
New Jace art? Jace guys. They gotta see it.
No other character gets that in Magic.
Want to talk about Jace? The Jace guys love that.
Theories about Jace? Gotta tell the Jace guys.
New Jace art? Jace guys. They gotta see it.
No other character gets that in Magic.
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
who's Jace which secret lair is he from
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this is how you lose the dish war
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
this is how you lose the dish war
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Does my piss smell like coffee or does my coffee smell like piss
Only Satan (the devil) knows
Only Satan (the devil) knows
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Does my piss smell like coffee or does my coffee smell like piss
Only Satan (the devil) knows
Only Satan (the devil) knows
More Stargate is what will heal our broken nation
Oh, cool. I worked on SGU and have many fond memories of the experience so I'm excited to see what comes through the Stargate next.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/s...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/s...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
More Stargate is what will heal our broken nation
This is just CANYON.MID and nobody can convince me otherwise
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This is just CANYON.MID and nobody can convince me otherwise
NO YOU FOOLS YOU'LL DEGRADE OR REMOVE CHIITAN'S FIRE RESISTANT COATING
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
NO YOU FOOLS YOU'LL DEGRADE OR REMOVE CHIITAN'S FIRE RESISTANT COATING
I'm just built different
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I'm just built different
I got on the Christmas music train early this year so this is a primo listen. In the spirit of the podcast, here's my favorite holiday tune:
November 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I got on the Christmas music train early this year so this is a primo listen. In the spirit of the podcast, here's my favorite holiday tune:
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Alan Wake 2
November 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Alan Wake 2
November 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Looking forward to proving myself a coward who would desert a dying man
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Looking forward to proving myself a coward who would desert a dying man
The only Halloween content I allow into my life
HARUM SKARUM 🎃
YouTube video by BLACKMAGIC ROLLERCOASTER
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The only Halloween content I allow into my life
I need more things in my working life that go BOI-OI-OI-OI-OINGGG
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I need more things in my working life that go BOI-OI-OI-OI-OINGGG
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
Would be wild if the first inkling of trouble on the ISS was an anomalous piss tank reading
The piss tank on the ISS is now 72% full.
October 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Would be wild if the first inkling of trouble on the ISS was an anomalous piss tank reading
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Suffer not the football to live
October 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Suffer not the football to live
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anyway when is the order of the triad coming to the mcu
October 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
anyway when is the order of the triad coming to the mcu
sick blog
AI political videos tell us too much about the people behind them
aftermath.site/ai-trump-cuomo
aftermath.site/ai-trump-cuomo
October 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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