Tim (no relation)
@sgtmongoose.bsky.social
In 1984, scientists working at Harvard University created a man who had no chance of making it in this world. Hence, Tim.
Self-hating theater kid and gnostic heresiarch
Posts 80% about card games even though I am an adult man
Self-hating theater kid and gnostic heresiarch
Posts 80% about card games even though I am an adult man
I feel like "Only one has exactly X Criminal/Innocent neighbors"-type clues are my personal Kryptonite
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I feel like "Only one has exactly X Criminal/Innocent neighbors"-type clues are my personal Kryptonite
"See how he marches, Santa Claus! Barely beyond boyhood, given a rifle and sent to fight and die in his hundreds of thousands at the Somme! And it was you, Santa Claus, you who taught them to die with your tin soldiers!"
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"See how he marches, Santa Claus! Barely beyond boyhood, given a rifle and sent to fight and die in his hundreds of thousands at the Somme! And it was you, Santa Claus, you who taught them to die with your tin soldiers!"
I appreciate you and your aggressively alienating shirts
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I appreciate you and your aggressively alienating shirts
there are CHILDREN in OTHER COUNTRIES who don't even have WIRES or ALARM CLOCKS let alone DYNAMITE so you had BETTER be THANKFUL or GOD HELP ME
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
there are CHILDREN in OTHER COUNTRIES who don't even have WIRES or ALARM CLOCKS let alone DYNAMITE so you had BETTER be THANKFUL or GOD HELP ME
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
I did that once but with Froot Loops
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I did that once but with Froot Loops