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Tim (no relation)
@sgtmongoose.bsky.social
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In 1984, scientists working at Harvard University created a man who had no chance of making it in this world. Hence, Tim.

Self-hating theater kid and gnostic heresiarch

Posts 80% about card games even though I am an adult man
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I still believe in Gene Roddenberry's vision for the future
One of the Taelon from Gene Roddenberry's Earth: Final Conflict
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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I'm just built different
A photograph of two hard boiled eggs in a plastic sack, a bag of sour skittles and a can of Canada Dry ginger ale
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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I've done some things in Slay the Spire but never Learned a Lesson off of Transient.

#SlayTheSpire
A screenshot from the video game Slay The Spire. Watcher is fighting the enemy Transient. Transient has 34 health left and I am about to play a Lesson Learned that will deal 39 damage.
November 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Back on my bullshit

(My bullshit is writing shitty little ten minute plays)
The title page of a ten minute play. The title of the play is "Ron Needs to Use Personal Time to Attend the Public Execution Because His Manager Will Not Let Him Use Sick Time".
October 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
The card Jar Jar Binks from the Secrets of Power set of Star Wars Unlimited
September 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Today in "things I did not anticipate needing to post in the Teams chat at work"
"please do not get me started about Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bollea he is a terrible man who deserves the grave"
July 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Figgis the Dog helped me sort my #StarWarsUnlimited cards today
A burgundy recline with a pile of blankets on it. A small dog is burrowed under some of the blankets, and an orange binder with many Star Wars Unlimited cards in it is on the arm of the chair.
July 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Nice prerelaase kit #StarWarsUnlimited
A Grand Inquisitor showcase card from the Legends of the Force set of Star Wars Unlimited.
July 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Prerelease 2: the Tuk'Ata Royal Flush #StarWarsUnlimited
Four copies of the card Tuk'Ata from the Legends of the Force set of Star Wars Unlimited. One is the normal card, one is a foil card, one is a Hyperspace card, and one is a Hyperspace Foil.
July 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Just a casual 14/14 #StarWarsUnlimited
The card Dengar Spawn from the Legends of the Force set of Star Wars Unlimited. It has six damage marked on it and eleven experience tokens on it, indicated by one experience token card with two dice on it showing a five and a six to indicate eleven tokens.
July 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Dear @jorbs.bsky.social what's the play here? I went with Machine Learning.
The shop screen from Slay The Spire. I am attempting to pick between Machine Learning and Orrery The map screen of Act 1 of Slay the Spire. The act boss is Slime Boss. I am on floor 11. The deck screen of Slay the Spire. My deck is 3 strike, one upgraded. Four defend, one upgraded. Two claw. One each of zap upgraded, dual cast, beam cell upgraded, cold snap upgraded, charge battery and cool headed.
June 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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They
John Linnell of They Might Be Giants singing and playing accordion. Danny Weinkauf is playing bass in the background. John Flansburgh of They Might Be Giants singing into a microphone on stage. Marty Beller is playing drums behind him. There is a crowd in the foreground and red and blue stage lighting.
June 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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They
The band They Might Be Giants playing music on stage with a crowd in front. They are lit by light blue stage lights. The band They Might Be Giants playing music on stage with a crowd in front. They are lit by light purple and blue stage lights.
June 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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At a concert
A big gremlin sort of man standing in front of a stage with his back to the stage. The stage is lit with blue light and there is a crowd.
June 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Beach Admiral Figgis the Dog
An extremely handsome brown and tan dog posing on some driftwood at the beach with the blue sky and ocean in the background
May 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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#StarWarsUnlimited went 3-1 at a Showdown today with Gar Yellow:

Rd 1 vs Gar Yellow 🔫💥🔫
Rd 2 vs Quinlan Red 💥💥
Rd 3 vs Bossk ECL 🔫🔫
Rd 4 vs Lando Green 🔫🔫
Star Wars Unlimited Deck List Leaders 1 | Gar Saxon | Viceroy of Mandalore Base 1 | Pyke Palace Deck 3 | Crafty Smuggler 2 | Supercommando Squad 3 | Lurking TIE Phantom 3 | Inferno Four | Unforgetting 3 | Seventh Fleet Defender 3 | Hotshot DL-44 Blaster 2 | Shuttle ST-149 | Under Krennic's Authority 2 | Lom Pyke | Dealer in Truths 3 | Director Krennic | On the Verge of Greatness 3 | Iden Versio | Adapt or Die 3 | Waylay 3 | Greedo | Slow on the Draw 3 | TIE Advanced 3 | Surprise Strike 2 | Boba Fett | Feared Bounty Hunter 3 | Snapshot Reflexes 3 | No Good to Me Dead 3 | The Client | Dictated By Discretion Sideboard 1 | Supercommando Squad 3 | Confiscate 3 | Fell the Dragon 3 | Bazine Netal | Spy for the First Order
April 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Cleanest game of Pandemic in a while. Absolute domination from the home side
A photo of a completed game of the board game Pandemic. The roles used were Containment Specialist and Medic. Three diseases have been eradicated and there aren't very many disease cubes on the board.
April 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Best friends swing for 6 on turn 2 #StarWarsUnlimited
The cards Paige Tico and Royal Security Fighter from the Jump to Lightspeed set of Star Wars Unlimited.
March 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Did some redecorating at the office

#StarWarsUnlimited
An oversized version of the Star Wars Unlimited card Admiral Ackbar, Brilliant Strategist hung on a cubicle wall in a beige office.
February 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Figgis the Dog enjoys chewing on a rope. This is his Enjoyment Activity.
A small black and tan dog sitting in the author's lap. The dog is chewing fixedly on a red and green length of rope.
February 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA

Scanning Officer OP

#StarWarsUnlimited
A game of Star Wars Unlimited played on Karabast. The first play of the game is Scanning Officer, which revealed a Hotshot DL-44 Blaster and L3=37, Droid Revolutionary from the opponent's resources and discarded them.
January 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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GIVE ME A SPECTRE AHSOKA YOU COWARDS

#StarWardUnlimited
Preview card of Ahsoka Tano, Chasing Whispers from the Jump to Lightspeed set of Star Wars Unlimited.
January 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Doing the damn thing at draft night #StarWarsUnlimited
A draft deck of Star Wars Unlimited, with the Chancellor Palpatine leader.
January 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Figgis the Dog is moving at Beach Velocity
A small black and tan dog running on a beach. His ears are flapping and his mouth is slightly open. He is casting a long shadow ahead of him.
January 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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The Ralph Wiggum "I'm In Danger" meme image, with Jango Fett's helmet pasted over Ralph Wiggum's head.
January 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM