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Brian
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Completely uninteresting curmudgeon.
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Always and forever.
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November 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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You have to do this to every Democratic aligned guy in those emails. It’s a cancer that needs to be cut out
Per CNN, Elizabeth Warren is calling on Harvard to cut ties with Larry Summers after Jeffrey Epstein's emails released last week by House Dems featured Summers making sexist comments + asking for Epstein’s romantic advice.
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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At least the 2008 crash was about a bet that housing would never decline. The next one will be about betting that six companies who sell each other magic beans would never decline
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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let’s address the trump/ clinton rumours:
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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it's for women, quick make it look like a period product
If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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That's a joke P.I. call, IMO. Eagles benefit. Likely ballgame.
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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endured another Eagles game Go Birds
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Eagles defense has allowed 2 TDs on 22 possessions the last two weeks against the Packers and Lions.

They are all the way up to 6th in EPA per drive.

The Jaelan Phillips trade and Nakobe Dean's return have given the defense a huge boost.
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.

Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that

Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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That was the Eagles' worst offensive performance of the last two years based on EPA per drive.

That was the Eagles' 2nd-best defensive performance of the last two years based on EPA per drive.
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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GO BIRDS
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Fucking incredible.
#Ireland did it 😅
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Holy fucking shit
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Hey so.

Lots of people reading your hot takes on Bubba are gay or bi. There are lots of jokes to be made--Clinton is RIGHT THERE--but if the best you've got is 101 basic bitch homophobia, got some bad news for you about you.
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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What if NWSL clubs could... designate, if you will, top players like Trin as worthy of exception or subsidization from the salary budget?

Much to ponder
🇺🇸 Sources: Trinity Rodman could be playing final home game for Washington Spirit today in NWSL semifinal

- Rodman is out of contract in winter
- Several clubs abroad pushing hard
- Negotiating directly with NWSL but things not looking good

w/ @meglinehan.com
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Trinity Rodman negotiations reach NWSL commissioner as English teams express interest in U.S. star
The 23-year-old will be a free agent this offseason.
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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I know every time my doctor ordered an MRI it was because I was perfectly healthy
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.

Reporter: Was it your brain?

Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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It's no big deal guys, sometimes rich people will get an MRI that isn't medically necessary, they just want to prove to their bros that they actually do have space to fit 9 inches of Bill in there if they just relax their jaw.
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.

Reporter: Was it your brain?

Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Man that really sucks. Dude is a joy to watch, even if he plays for the pigeons.
NYCFC star Alonso Martinez suffered an injury on international duty with Costa Rica and sources fear it’s a torn ACL.

Martinez returning to NYC for tests to confirm.

Brutal blow for NYCFC, likely losing leading scorer ahead of conference semi
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Got drunk and watched I Like Me on Prime tonight. Fuck I miss John Candy. That dude knew how to put a smile on my face. Crazy that the doc had me in shambles, watch it if you’re able.
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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I will never forgive Bernie for farming out my number to the Democratic Party so they can all text me asking for money.
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Everything I’ve learned about Olivia Nuzzi has been against my will.

Please, stop talking about this wretched woman who thrives on misery and attention
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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make gambling illegal again
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Men should not be allowed to vote for the next 25 years. We cannot be trusted.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM