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What a horrifying book!
Happy Chanukah from Ellen and the Kramers 🖤🎥💋🔥🩸🔪
December 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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OH FUCK GEDDY LEE IS WEARING AN EFFIN BIRDS SHIRT AT THE WORLD SERIES
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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"They released all of our abhorrent racist, misogynist, fascist, antisemitic chats just to make us look bad" is indeed a response that one could have to being included in this story.
????

"Giunta claimed the release of the chat is part of “a highly-coordinated year-long character assassination led by Gavin Wax and the New York City Young Republican Club” — an allusion to a once obscured internecine war that has now spilled into the open."
October 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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"Copyright growing pains" is a weird way of saying "stealing" huh?
October 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Don't worry, she loved this comic.

RIP Dr. Jane Goodall 🤎
October 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Indignity Vol. 5, No. 174, Indignity Image Roundup: The Word Is "Test" www.indignity.net/indignity-image-roundup-the-word-is-test/ via @indignity.bsky.social
Indignity Image Roundup: The Word Is "Test"
Indignity Vol. 5, No. 174
www.indignity.net
October 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The gilded age.
This photo was taken of miners at the end of their shift during the Gilded Age before they were unionized.

This Labor Day remember the blood, sweat, and tears that those before us paid to give the working class the basic rights we enjoy today.

#UnionStrong #HappyLaborDay #NoGodsNoMasters
September 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It's for scooping up protesters.
Does it also collect leaves or something? What’s going on here
April 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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At DJT’s inauguration the CEOs of the Mag Seven were there to kiss the ring. Here's how much the their stocks are down as of midday Friday.

Alphabet: -28.8%
Amazon: -26.9 %
Apple: -26.3%
Meta: -31.5%
Microsoft: -22.2%
Nvidia: -38.4%
Tesla: -50.7%

He’s in deep 💩!
April 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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April 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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My hometown paper ☕️💅🏽
April 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars
April 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Thank you for the excellent advice!
As a reminder in these uncertain times, always be sure you know where the closest eel historian is. Be aware that the nearest eel historian might be behind you (though that's generally unlikely).
April 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
April 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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financial advice in a weird time:

-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw

simple
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Enough internet. Time to cheer myself up by writing about how dark energy will eventually destroy the universe.
April 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Kurt Vonnegut man
April 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants
March 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Author photo for your next book?
Portrait of the author with a purple knitted frog on his head

(Photo: Terance Miltner)
February 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
But that would be absurd! /s
Are we planning to give back all the land we stole from Native Americans so that we can “send them back to where they came from”?
‘Fear and anxiety’ as Navajo Nation members targeted in ICE operations
Native American report ICE wasn’t recognizing their documentation
www.independent.co.uk
January 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM