TDPattillo
@tdpattillo.bsky.social
🔵 Vocal fan of democracy, small business owner, above average chess player, stand-up comedian, pseudo intellectual political analyst, and garage sale aficionado.
IG: tom_pattillo_comedy
IG: tom_pattillo_comedy
Trump’s invasion of Venezuela is a clear sign that he is planning to pardon Diddy. Venezuela has a lot of oil and Trump wants it for the get-out-of-jail Freak Off.
January 5, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Trump’s invasion of Venezuela is a clear sign that he is planning to pardon Diddy. Venezuela has a lot of oil and Trump wants it for the get-out-of-jail Freak Off.
Frankly, I expected better from a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Frankly, I expected better from a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
I have to think this won’t help Trump’s chances of winning a Nobel Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I have to think this won’t help Trump’s chances of winning a Nobel Peace Prize.
You’re right JD, in America you DON’T have to apologize for being white, but you SHOULD at least acknowledge that white people have had the odds stacked in our favor since long before America was founded.
December 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
You’re right JD, in America you DON’T have to apologize for being white, but you SHOULD at least acknowledge that white people have had the odds stacked in our favor since long before America was founded.
“…what more is there to say about the character of this petty, hollow, squalid, overstuffed man? — sometimes the point bears stressing: We are led by the most loathsome human being ever to occupy the White House.”
Opinion | Our Petty, Hollow, Squalid Ogre in Chief
www.nytimes.com
December 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“…what more is there to say about the character of this petty, hollow, squalid, overstuffed man? — sometimes the point bears stressing: We are led by the most loathsome human being ever to occupy the White House.”
The best that can be said about Trump’s address to the nation is he didn’t say the n-word.
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The best that can be said about Trump’s address to the nation is he didn’t say the n-word.
Trump’s speech did not make me despise him any less.
December 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Trump’s speech did not make me despise him any less.
“And then he’s a dick on top of it… It goes to show there was never anything in there—it was always empty.”
—- White supremacist Nick Fuentes, explaining why President Trump’s response to Rob Reiner’s death proves he’s an evil man who believes in nothing.
—- White supremacist Nick Fuentes, explaining why President Trump’s response to Rob Reiner’s death proves he’s an evil man who believes in nothing.
December 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
“And then he’s a dick on top of it… It goes to show there was never anything in there—it was always empty.”
—- White supremacist Nick Fuentes, explaining why President Trump’s response to Rob Reiner’s death proves he’s an evil man who believes in nothing.
—- White supremacist Nick Fuentes, explaining why President Trump’s response to Rob Reiner’s death proves he’s an evil man who believes in nothing.
Fair is fair, any President who says bad things about Rob Reiner so soon after his murder should be fired.
December 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Fair is fair, any President who says bad things about Rob Reiner so soon after his murder should be fired.
“How this vile, disgusting, and immoral behavior has become normalized in the United States is something our descendants will study in school, to the shame of our generation.”
— “Christian Today” editor Russell Moore, on what Trump posted about the murder of Rob Reiner and his wife.
— “Christian Today” editor Russell Moore, on what Trump posted about the murder of Rob Reiner and his wife.
December 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
“How this vile, disgusting, and immoral behavior has become normalized in the United States is something our descendants will study in school, to the shame of our generation.”
— “Christian Today” editor Russell Moore, on what Trump posted about the murder of Rob Reiner and his wife.
— “Christian Today” editor Russell Moore, on what Trump posted about the murder of Rob Reiner and his wife.
Young girls have been turning Trump on for decades, Epstein files show.
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Young girls have been turning Trump on for decades, Epstein files show.
“Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth seems to be a war criminal. Without a war. An interesting achievement.”
Opinion | A sickening moral slum of an administration
Regarding Venezuela, Ukraine and much more, Trump and his acolytes are worse than simply incompetent.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
“Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth seems to be a war criminal. Without a war. An interesting achievement.”
This does not happen by accident. HegSSeth is a Nazi, and not very SSubtle about it!
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This does not happen by accident. HegSSeth is a Nazi, and not very SSubtle about it!
Maybe Trump COULD shoot a guy on 5th Avenue and no one would care, but it sure looks like people DO care when Pete Hegseth murders a couple of guys clinging to their destroyed boat in the Caribbean.
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Maybe Trump COULD shoot a guy on 5th Avenue and no one would care, but it sure looks like people DO care when Pete Hegseth murders a couple of guys clinging to their destroyed boat in the Caribbean.
I don’t know anything about Adm. Frank M. Bradley’s sex life, other than the fact that he is getting fucked hard today.
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I don’t know anything about Adm. Frank M. Bradley’s sex life, other than the fact that he is getting fucked hard today.
Pete Hegseth is giving a master class in how the Peter Principle works.
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Pete Hegseth is giving a master class in how the Peter Principle works.
This is cruel.
College Student Is Deported During Trip Home for Thanksgiving
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This is cruel.
“US military went back to kill witnesses”
US military carried out second strike killing survivors on a suspected drug boat that had already been attacked, sources say | CNN Politics
The US military carried out a follow-up strike on a suspected drug vessel operating in the Caribbean on September 2 after an initial attack did not kill everyone on board, sources familiar with the ma...
www.cnn.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
“US military went back to kill witnesses”
If you are ordered to do something illegal and you do something illegal, you won’t be able to use “I was just following orders” as a defense. Please keep this in mind when deciding whether or not to follow unlawful orders.
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
If you are ordered to do something illegal and you do something illegal, you won’t be able to use “I was just following orders” as a defense. Please keep this in mind when deciding whether or not to follow unlawful orders.
US shoots survivors in the water.
US military carried out second strike killing survivors on a suspected drug boat that had already been attacked, sources say | CNN Politics
The US military carried out a follow-up strike on a suspected drug vessel operating in the Caribbean on September 2 after an initial attack did not kill everyone on board, sources familiar with the ma...
www.cnn.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
US shoots survivors in the water.
In WWII when the Germans and Japanese sank ships and then killed survivors in the water it was murder. It’s no different when Pete Hegseth does it.
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
In WWII when the Germans and Japanese sank ships and then killed survivors in the water it was murder. It’s no different when Pete Hegseth does it.
I find Trump’s war on drugs to be very confusing.
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I find Trump’s war on drugs to be very confusing.
MTG is resigning from Congress, to spend more time with her guns.
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
MTG is resigning from Congress, to spend more time with her guns.
Trump stock is going down harder than Donald on Bubba.
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Trump stock is going down harder than Donald on Bubba.
RFK Jr is a fucking moron who is going to get a lot of people killed.
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
RFK Jr is a fucking moron who is going to get a lot of people killed.