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Not today, Juvenile.
Philadelphia | r00t
Life After Death and Dig Your Own Hole.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Is there any app more hostile to finding and sharing images than Google Images?
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Don't worry, mama, things won't get weird.
November 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Always forget how unusually strong the old fashioneds are on Acela. And given how trash the speeds are moving through the garbage state of Connecticut, gonna need to pace myself here for a bit. Oh look, the "high speed rail" is now at a standstill. Never mind pacing myself.
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Pretty much.
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
November 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Go Birds!
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
No.
The 30 Rock episode with “how do you do, fellow kids?” is closer to the release of Windows 98 than it is to today.
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.

So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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I heard that they're packing Andrew Cuomo into a box and putting him in that warehouse at the end of indiana jones
November 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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if you want to stay on twitter for some reason it's whatever i guess but you have to accept that people are going to call you a shitass baby brained coward and you can't bitch about it
October 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
The city and its so called leadership will never put your right to walk/bike safely around town over the right of cars to kill you while you try to do so.
This lack of safe infrastructure and this driver behavior is what led to the death of Dr. Barbara Friedes last year on the same street.

These are not isolated incidents.
October 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Please stop saying “I don’t know who needs to hear this.” No one does. This is the internet
October 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Meanwhile, at 30th St Station, your food options continue to be a Dunkin' Donuts and some sort of pop-up Hudson News.
And now for something completely different:

I had pierogi and a potato pancake from Veselka at Grand Central.

And it’s really good.

Really.

That is all.

The photo doesn’t do it justice.

It’s really good.
October 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Cool, now where’s the version for the grownups?
The Phillies have a 9-9-9 Challenge box for the Postseason 😭

It comes with 9 "fun size" hot dogs and 9 "petite" beers, and even features a scoreboard to keep track of your progress 🤣
October 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It's October 3rd.
October 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Please stop showing me anything about Ezra Klein. Irrevocably opting out of “Ezra Klein”
September 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
September 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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BREAKING: In place of Jimmy Kimmel’s return, Sinclair and Nexstar will broadcast 90 minutes of Ezra Klein criticizing you for not reading “The Bell Curve”
September 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Fairmount Park is one Philadelphia's most underused assets, because it's not designed to be safe or usable as a park.

Since 2019 41 people have been killed by crashes in the park.

@bikeaction.org is trying to fix that.

Sign their petition to call for a safer park: bikeaction.org/campaigns/de...
Demand a Safer Fairmount Park! - Philly Bike Action
In the wake of Philly Bike Action member Harry Fenton’s death on Belmont Ave, we’re calling for immediate action. Sign our petition to City leaders and PennDOT to make Fairmount Park safer for everyon...
bikeaction.org
September 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Go Birds!
September 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Go Boo-urns.
September 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The nice thing about not really being followed by any friends/having super low post engagement is that I can make a post about starting the new season of The Morning Show and not have it get back to me IRL.
September 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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*inventing clam chowder* Hey guys, you know those slugs that live in the rocks on the beach? We should put those in some kind of hot milk soup
September 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Go Birds.
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Not that I’m on there to get it first hand but it seems like the journalists and pundits who stayed decided there literally is no line, the owner of the site who *every day* proves how fucking terrible he is can apparently do absolutely anything and they will shrug and scoff at the idea of leaving
Grok is being sent to the reeducation camp
September 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM