scruffy
@scruffyscruffs.bsky.social
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scruffy
@scruffyscruffs.bsky.social
· Nov 17
For the record:
ACAB
Free Palestine
Punch Nazis
Kick TERFs
Eat Grits
Drink Wild Beer
We Are Our Only Saviors
ACAB
Free Palestine
Punch Nazis
Kick TERFs
Eat Grits
Drink Wild Beer
We Are Our Only Saviors
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
oh no I'm becoming a Jazz Guy
August 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
oh no I'm becoming a Jazz Guy
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I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
June 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
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This is a view from the surface of Comet 67P.
The busy particles in the foreground are cosmic rays or bits of dust and ice.
The dots moving in the background are stars.
The busy particles in the foreground are cosmic rays or bits of dust and ice.
The dots moving in the background are stars.
May 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This is a view from the surface of Comet 67P.
The busy particles in the foreground are cosmic rays or bits of dust and ice.
The dots moving in the background are stars.
The busy particles in the foreground are cosmic rays or bits of dust and ice.
The dots moving in the background are stars.
People without imposter syndrome fascinate me. Just saw someone's bio that read "extremely over-qualified high school chemistry teacher." Brother, I would die before I left something like that out for the world to see.
May 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
People without imposter syndrome fascinate me. Just saw someone's bio that read "extremely over-qualified high school chemistry teacher." Brother, I would die before I left something like that out for the world to see.
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5th chair violin just sorta being able to goof off in the back. Pretending to walk around like a big fat guy and trying to make the other laugh. I wander off my mark too much and get my nuts smacked by Mahler's hammer and scream like Yosemite Sam and shoot through the roof of the Lincoln center
May 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
5th chair violin just sorta being able to goof off in the back. Pretending to walk around like a big fat guy and trying to make the other laugh. I wander off my mark too much and get my nuts smacked by Mahler's hammer and scream like Yosemite Sam and shoot through the roof of the Lincoln center
Don't even think about putting ketchup on a Chicago Pope
May 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Don't even think about putting ketchup on a Chicago Pope
Wearing "Let's Go Brandon" gear was always super embarrassing, but wearing it in *2025* is a whole new level.
May 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Wearing "Let's Go Brandon" gear was always super embarrassing, but wearing it in *2025* is a whole new level.
Bluesky is full of people that don't get the joke, but if you point that out they immediately block you. Buddy you're never gonna get a sense of humor with that attitude.
May 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Bluesky is full of people that don't get the joke, but if you point that out they immediately block you. Buddy you're never gonna get a sense of humor with that attitude.
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I AM A PATIENT BOY
I WAIT I WAIT I WAIT
MY TIME IS LIKE WATER DOWN A DRAIN
EVERYBODY'S MOVING
EVERYBODY'S MOVING
EVERYBODY'S MOVING MOVING MOVING MOVING
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME TO REMAIN
I WAIT I WAIT I WAIT
MY TIME IS LIKE WATER DOWN A DRAIN
EVERYBODY'S MOVING
EVERYBODY'S MOVING
EVERYBODY'S MOVING MOVING MOVING MOVING
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME TO REMAIN
April 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I AM A PATIENT BOY
I WAIT I WAIT I WAIT
MY TIME IS LIKE WATER DOWN A DRAIN
EVERYBODY'S MOVING
EVERYBODY'S MOVING
EVERYBODY'S MOVING MOVING MOVING MOVING
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME TO REMAIN
I WAIT I WAIT I WAIT
MY TIME IS LIKE WATER DOWN A DRAIN
EVERYBODY'S MOVING
EVERYBODY'S MOVING
EVERYBODY'S MOVING MOVING MOVING MOVING
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME TO REMAIN
I can't believe The Men are still making records that can delight and surprise me this much. This thing is gonna sound awesome when the weather is warmer.
March 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I can't believe The Men are still making records that can delight and surprise me this much. This thing is gonna sound awesome when the weather is warmer.
ate some roasted garlic anchovies at work, which makes me Worst Coworker of the Year
January 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
ate some roasted garlic anchovies at work, which makes me Worst Coworker of the Year
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people approach the outcome of revolutionizing space flight as a given to justify things like skipping safety steps or nuking endangered species habitats. It's lazy and anti intellectual
January 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
people approach the outcome of revolutionizing space flight as a given to justify things like skipping safety steps or nuking endangered species habitats. It's lazy and anti intellectual
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I will not watch any kind of video, about anything. You give me a text article or you get lost.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I will not watch any kind of video, about anything. You give me a text article or you get lost.
counterpoint: return the Little Guys to the places they were stolen from and put the replicas on display
Every museum should have a Little Guys Tour, and at the end of the tour you can buy reproductions of all the little guys
January 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
counterpoint: return the Little Guys to the places they were stolen from and put the replicas on display
Besides everything else wrong with this behavior, posting your boarding pass on social media is absolutely insane.
Just found out about the aesthetic airport security tray pic trend and I'm ready to end it all
December 29, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Besides everything else wrong with this behavior, posting your boarding pass on social media is absolutely insane.
Diamond Jubilee isn't streaming but this playlist that's just every available version of Pirate Jenny is
December 22, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Diamond Jubilee isn't streaming but this playlist that's just every available version of Pirate Jenny is
My radio show in college was called "Stuck Between Stations." It was itself a successor of a previous student's show called "Left of the Dial" and I was very proud of this joke that no one else got.
The Hold Steady perform "Stuck Between Stations" on Letterman (2006)
December 21, 2024 at 8:41 PM
My radio show in college was called "Stuck Between Stations." It was itself a successor of a previous student's show called "Left of the Dial" and I was very proud of this joke that no one else got.
"The Contendings of Horus and Seth" (1147 BC)
The Morning Sun Has Once Again Fucked The Dark In The Ass
December 4, 2024 at 3:07 PM
"The Contendings of Horus and Seth" (1147 BC)
We decided not to fly back home for Thanksgiving and spend it with friends instead. Unexpected death in the family means we're spending today packing to fly back home anyway tonight.
November 28, 2024 at 11:59 PM
We decided not to fly back home for Thanksgiving and spend it with friends instead. Unexpected death in the family means we're spending today packing to fly back home anyway tonight.
Made a chocolate CUSTAAAAAAAAAAARD
November 25, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Made a chocolate CUSTAAAAAAAAAAARD
Having trouble finding recipes using grapefruit juice and Averna, which seemed like a natural pairing. Found out why (delicious, looks like liquid shit):
November 17, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Having trouble finding recipes using grapefruit juice and Averna, which seemed like a natural pairing. Found out why (delicious, looks like liquid shit):
For the record:
ACAB
Free Palestine
Punch Nazis
Kick TERFs
Eat Grits
Drink Wild Beer
We Are Our Only Saviors
ACAB
Free Palestine
Punch Nazis
Kick TERFs
Eat Grits
Drink Wild Beer
We Are Our Only Saviors
November 17, 2024 at 3:17 AM
For the record:
ACAB
Free Palestine
Punch Nazis
Kick TERFs
Eat Grits
Drink Wild Beer
We Are Our Only Saviors
ACAB
Free Palestine
Punch Nazis
Kick TERFs
Eat Grits
Drink Wild Beer
We Are Our Only Saviors
Well I guess I'm here now
November 14, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Well I guess I'm here now