Scrimshaw
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Hand-feeding Hardee’s receipts into the car-wash vacuum.
Welp, that's me:
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Not Astrology:
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Welp, that's me:
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Not Astrology:
https://thecontributor.org/tag/hoboscopes/
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Scrimshaw
@scrimshaw.bsky.social
· Aug 14
and every breath we drew was a labubu
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This one's worth it, I promise. Listen here or wherever you get great podcasts.
open.spotify.com/episode/1pxJ...
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From street corners to campsites, the work of Miriam Field, harm reductionist
open.spotify.com
September 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This one's worth it, I promise. Listen here or wherever you get great podcasts.
open.spotify.com/episode/1pxJ...
open.spotify.com/episode/1pxJ...
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This week, This is Nashville examines harm reduction, medication assisted treatment and substance use disorder recovery and loss.
Today, Tuesday, 9/9, we speak with experts and those with lived experience about sanctioned harm reduction. Sanctioned harm reduction specifically applies to
Today, Tuesday, 9/9, we speak with experts and those with lived experience about sanctioned harm reduction. Sanctioned harm reduction specifically applies to
September 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This week, This is Nashville examines harm reduction, medication assisted treatment and substance use disorder recovery and loss.
Today, Tuesday, 9/9, we speak with experts and those with lived experience about sanctioned harm reduction. Sanctioned harm reduction specifically applies to
Today, Tuesday, 9/9, we speak with experts and those with lived experience about sanctioned harm reduction. Sanctioned harm reduction specifically applies to
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Say the alphabet backwards three times in front of a mirror to show candyman he doesn't need to take your keys
August 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Say the alphabet backwards three times in front of a mirror to show candyman he doesn't need to take your keys
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Me: Oh how I long for death's sweet release!
Also me: *takes fish oil supplement*
Also me: *takes fish oil supplement*
August 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Me: Oh how I long for death's sweet release!
Also me: *takes fish oil supplement*
Also me: *takes fish oil supplement*
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At the Mayo Clinic, please, my condiment is very sick
August 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
At the Mayo Clinic, please, my condiment is very sick
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My parents were people of science, which is why my whole family was at the mall every Saturday collecting survey data about people’s acceptance of personal saviors.
August 23, 2025 at 7:35 AM
My parents were people of science, which is why my whole family was at the mall every Saturday collecting survey data about people’s acceptance of personal saviors.
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Do you think God reads these posts? Or is he mostly on Instagram?
August 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Do you think God reads these posts? Or is he mostly on Instagram?
Once again confusing the way things are now with the way things are now for me
August 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Once again confusing the way things are now with the way things are now for me
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Happy Taco Twednesday
August 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Happy Taco Twednesday
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"You just gotta put one foot in front of the other...and then another foot in front of the other one...and then WHAT THE HELL?! You only have two feet?!"—my horse trying to motivate me
August 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
"You just gotta put one foot in front of the other...and then another foot in front of the other one...and then WHAT THE HELL?! You only have two feet?!"—my horse trying to motivate me
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I miss you! [the aim of my blow dart gun wildly off]
August 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I miss you! [the aim of my blow dart gun wildly off]
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I don't often make sequels but when I do I'm curious about what happened when I did
August 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I don't often make sequels but when I do I'm curious about what happened when I did
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Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology!
Me: Are there any jays?
Host: No sorry
Me: I'd like to buy an owl
Me: Are there any jays?
Host: No sorry
Me: I'd like to buy an owl
July 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology!
Me: Are there any jays?
Host: No sorry
Me: I'd like to buy an owl
Me: Are there any jays?
Host: No sorry
Me: I'd like to buy an owl
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I made you a lint golom from the bits of black t-shirt that get stuck in the sweaty folds gathering rapidly beneath my chin. But what did you ever make me, Kevin? Other than sad, I mean.
August 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I made you a lint golom from the bits of black t-shirt that get stuck in the sweaty folds gathering rapidly beneath my chin. But what did you ever make me, Kevin? Other than sad, I mean.
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Tried to explain what a labubu is to my grandpa and he shot me in the leg
August 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Tried to explain what a labubu is to my grandpa and he shot me in the leg
A Taco Bell drive-thru menu stands alone on a barren hill.
A crowd gathers.
Quiet.
Waiting.
Some sway & squint, wiping sweat from foreheads & necks.
Others, exhausted, sit smiling on dry, patchy grass.
A warm voice crackles from the speaker:
“The Baja first shall be Baja Blast.”
A crowd gathers.
Quiet.
Waiting.
Some sway & squint, wiping sweat from foreheads & necks.
Others, exhausted, sit smiling on dry, patchy grass.
A warm voice crackles from the speaker:
“The Baja first shall be Baja Blast.”
August 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
A Taco Bell drive-thru menu stands alone on a barren hill.
A crowd gathers.
Quiet.
Waiting.
Some sway & squint, wiping sweat from foreheads & necks.
Others, exhausted, sit smiling on dry, patchy grass.
A warm voice crackles from the speaker:
“The Baja first shall be Baja Blast.”
A crowd gathers.
Quiet.
Waiting.
Some sway & squint, wiping sweat from foreheads & necks.
Others, exhausted, sit smiling on dry, patchy grass.
A warm voice crackles from the speaker:
“The Baja first shall be Baja Blast.”
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I’m so glad our sun is too bright to see the baby in it.
August 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I’m so glad our sun is too bright to see the baby in it.
My cat got diagnosed with a condition called “megacolon” which requires motility medication, daily laxatives, and occasional enemas.
But it’s all worth it if I aggressively mispronounce it “M’Jaclyn” whenever we go to the vet.
It’s a lovely name, really.
But it’s all worth it if I aggressively mispronounce it “M’Jaclyn” whenever we go to the vet.
It’s a lovely name, really.
August 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My cat got diagnosed with a condition called “megacolon” which requires motility medication, daily laxatives, and occasional enemas.
But it’s all worth it if I aggressively mispronounce it “M’Jaclyn” whenever we go to the vet.
It’s a lovely name, really.
But it’s all worth it if I aggressively mispronounce it “M’Jaclyn” whenever we go to the vet.
It’s a lovely name, really.
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[missed connection]
You — gently inspecting avocados for ripeness
Me — surprised by the produce misters, yelling "Oh god! What the hell?!" as I stumble into a tower of lemons, sending them rolling in every direction, the manager and a security guard escorting me away
You — gently inspecting avocados for ripeness
Me — surprised by the produce misters, yelling "Oh god! What the hell?!" as I stumble into a tower of lemons, sending them rolling in every direction, the manager and a security guard escorting me away
August 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
[missed connection]
You — gently inspecting avocados for ripeness
Me — surprised by the produce misters, yelling "Oh god! What the hell?!" as I stumble into a tower of lemons, sending them rolling in every direction, the manager and a security guard escorting me away
You — gently inspecting avocados for ripeness
Me — surprised by the produce misters, yelling "Oh god! What the hell?!" as I stumble into a tower of lemons, sending them rolling in every direction, the manager and a security guard escorting me away
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Brain: Kiss the girl
Heart: Kiss the girl
Butt: FART AS LOUD AS YOU CAN
Heart: Kiss the girl
Butt: FART AS LOUD AS YOU CAN
August 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Brain: Kiss the girl
Heart: Kiss the girl
Butt: FART AS LOUD AS YOU CAN
Heart: Kiss the girl
Butt: FART AS LOUD AS YOU CAN
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You see a helicopter and feel a little jealous because mom said those are little sky diners where obedient children eat pancakes with angels, but now you’re grown and still believe in trading math facts for alley forts and prank calls and imagined best kisses; files full of helicopter recipes.
July 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
You see a helicopter and feel a little jealous because mom said those are little sky diners where obedient children eat pancakes with angels, but now you’re grown and still believe in trading math facts for alley forts and prank calls and imagined best kisses; files full of helicopter recipes.
Me: Everything the light touches is our kingdom
The light: [frantically washing its hands] ew! ew! ew! Why is it sticky?!?
The light: [frantically washing its hands] ew! ew! ew! Why is it sticky?!?
August 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Me: Everything the light touches is our kingdom
The light: [frantically washing its hands] ew! ew! ew! Why is it sticky?!?
The light: [frantically washing its hands] ew! ew! ew! Why is it sticky?!?
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do we have a famous pig named squealy dan yet urgent
August 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
do we have a famous pig named squealy dan yet urgent