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My big problem with the phrase “granola fascism” is that granola is delicious as hell, granola does not deserve to be catching strays like this. “Raw milk fascism” is more appropriate. Thank you.
September 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My big problem with the phrase “granola fascism” is that granola is delicious as hell, granola does not deserve to be catching strays like this. “Raw milk fascism” is more appropriate. Thank you.
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The face I’m submitting to Bluesky for verification
July 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The face I’m submitting to Bluesky for verification
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"We've had our primary. And the people have spoken."
July 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"We've had our primary. And the people have spoken."
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
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Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One
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June 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One
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11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls
June 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls
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If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
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Trump: "An old fashioned term that we use -- groceries. I used it on the campaign. It's such an old fashioned term, but a beautiful term. Groceries. It says a bag with different things in it."
April 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Trump: "An old fashioned term that we use -- groceries. I used it on the campaign. It's such an old fashioned term, but a beautiful term. Groceries. It says a bag with different things in it."
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We don’t want foreigners to cause a ruckus now excuse me I have to go help the President give a medal to Andrew Tate
Marco Rubio on Rumeysa Ozturk: "We revoked her visa ... once you've lost your visa, you're no longer legally in the United States ... if you come into the US as a visitor and create a ruckus for us, we don't want it. We don't want it in our country. Go back and do it in your country."
March 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
We don’t want foreigners to cause a ruckus now excuse me I have to go help the President give a medal to Andrew Tate
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phillies baseball is so back
I am going to shove my fist into my garbage disposal and let it purr until I hear metal on bone.
March 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
phillies baseball is so back
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It’s very discouraging to watch our country slowly re-learn the lessons that led to the end of segregation, among them that people who think they’re racially superior are nearly universally incompetent fools unable to face up to their own deficiencies and putting them in charge is suicide
March 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
It’s very discouraging to watch our country slowly re-learn the lessons that led to the end of segregation, among them that people who think they’re racially superior are nearly universally incompetent fools unable to face up to their own deficiencies and putting them in charge is suicide
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I’m Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
March 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’m Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
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uhhhh it looks like Dems just flipped a R+17 Pennsylvania State Senate seat in Amish country…
March 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
uhhhh it looks like Dems just flipped a R+17 Pennsylvania State Senate seat in Amish country…
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🚨 MAJOR BREAKING
Democrat James Malone DEFEATS Republican County Commissioner Josh Parsons in the special election for Pennsylvania SD-36 — FLIPPING a district Trump carried by 15.4% in the 2024 election.
A huge upset victory for the Democrats.
Democrat James Malone DEFEATS Republican County Commissioner Josh Parsons in the special election for Pennsylvania SD-36 — FLIPPING a district Trump carried by 15.4% in the 2024 election.
A huge upset victory for the Democrats.
March 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
🚨 MAJOR BREAKING
Democrat James Malone DEFEATS Republican County Commissioner Josh Parsons in the special election for Pennsylvania SD-36 — FLIPPING a district Trump carried by 15.4% in the 2024 election.
A huge upset victory for the Democrats.
Democrat James Malone DEFEATS Republican County Commissioner Josh Parsons in the special election for Pennsylvania SD-36 — FLIPPING a district Trump carried by 15.4% in the 2024 election.
A huge upset victory for the Democrats.
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Bill Burr has been on it lately
March 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Bill Burr has been on it lately
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Trump claimed the Biden administration spent $8 million "making mice transgender." The White House tried to back up this number with records of funding for research into cancer, asthma, and HIV, some of which used *transgenic* (genetically modified) mice.
Trump Decried Millions Spent 'Making Mice Transgender.' It Was Cancer and Asthma Research
President Trump falsely claimed that Biden spent $8 million on 'making mice transgender,' but the real research was for human health.
www.rollingstone.com
March 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Trump claimed the Biden administration spent $8 million "making mice transgender." The White House tried to back up this number with records of funding for research into cancer, asthma, and HIV, some of which used *transgenic* (genetically modified) mice.
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AOC was right.
It's probably the right time for a lot of people to start entering the fray and running establishment Dems out of office.
It's probably the right time for a lot of people to start entering the fray and running establishment Dems out of office.
March 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
AOC was right.
It's probably the right time for a lot of people to start entering the fray and running establishment Dems out of office.
It's probably the right time for a lot of people to start entering the fray and running establishment Dems out of office.
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“Guy who drilled Howie Roseman in the forehead with a beer” goes into the rafters with “Art Museum Dune Buggy Guy” as all-time Eagles fan rascals
February 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
“Guy who drilled Howie Roseman in the forehead with a beer” goes into the rafters with “Art Museum Dune Buggy Guy” as all-time Eagles fan rascals
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Oh man could you imagine if Sam Richardson and Tim Robinson had some sort of ad agency
February 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Oh man could you imagine if Sam Richardson and Tim Robinson had some sort of ad agency
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Neo-Nazis appeared in Lincoln Heights (metro Cincinnati) Ohio and got ran out of dodge… but not before locals stole and burned their swastika flag in the street.
February 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Neo-Nazis appeared in Lincoln Heights (metro Cincinnati) Ohio and got ran out of dodge… but not before locals stole and burned their swastika flag in the street.
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German scientists in 1945 filling out their job application for Operation Paperclip
February 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
German scientists in 1945 filling out their job application for Operation Paperclip