the garbage store boy
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sipping kombucha and playing a video game with his wife - The NYT
New Hampshire
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New Hampshire
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I'm watching "Watch The Skies" and oh man something about this movie immediately rubbed me the wrong way despite the trailer looking great. Apparently it's AI dubbed???
Like, the actors' lip movements and intonations are completely out of sync with their facial expressions
This is a hell future
Like, the actors' lip movements and intonations are completely out of sync with their facial expressions
This is a hell future
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I'm watching "Watch The Skies" and oh man something about this movie immediately rubbed me the wrong way despite the trailer looking great. Apparently it's AI dubbed???
Like, the actors' lip movements and intonations are completely out of sync with their facial expressions
This is a hell future
Like, the actors' lip movements and intonations are completely out of sync with their facial expressions
This is a hell future
not sure if I'm imagining this, but I feel like the UI quality of a lot of apps and Android have taken a major fucking nose dive recently. Like, minor things: keyboards sticking where they shouldn't, cursors in the wrong place in form fields, overlay windows getting stuck
feels real bad right now
feels real bad right now
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
not sure if I'm imagining this, but I feel like the UI quality of a lot of apps and Android have taken a major fucking nose dive recently. Like, minor things: keyboards sticking where they shouldn't, cursors in the wrong place in form fields, overlay windows getting stuck
feels real bad right now
feels real bad right now
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Incredible 2-post span here @cjzero.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Incredible 2-post span here @cjzero.bsky.social
made this banana cream pie with a gluten free Oreo crust. This is one of the best desserts I've ever made
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
made this banana cream pie with a gluten free Oreo crust. This is one of the best desserts I've ever made
he got away with the piggy comment and now he's like a child with a new toy
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
he got away with the piggy comment and now he's like a child with a new toy
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They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
I'm taking comfort in that Olivia Nuzzi, Ryan Lizza, and RFK are probably having the most awkward Thanksgivings of their lives right now
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I'm taking comfort in that Olivia Nuzzi, Ryan Lizza, and RFK are probably having the most awkward Thanksgivings of their lives right now
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Labor gaining just the tiniest amount of power relative to capital a few years back absolutely broke employers' brains
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Labor gaining just the tiniest amount of power relative to capital a few years back absolutely broke employers' brains
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Happy Turkey Day...
Tom Cruise 'Motion Smoothing' PSA
YouTube video by Flixxy
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November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Happy Turkey Day...
eat shit and die
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
eat shit and die
my friend's three year-old is going through an unfortunate period of discovering physical violence, but I'm dying from him getting frustrated with his mom and yelling, "WELCOME TO THE HITTING SHOW," and winding up his arms like he's in the WWE or something
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
my friend's three year-old is going through an unfortunate period of discovering physical violence, but I'm dying from him getting frustrated with his mom and yelling, "WELCOME TO THE HITTING SHOW," and winding up his arms like he's in the WWE or something
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hank: do your people celebrate thanksgiving?
john redcorn: we did…once
john redcorn: we did…once
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
hank: do your people celebrate thanksgiving?
john redcorn: we did…once
john redcorn: we did…once
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Came a long way from "Case of The P.T.A."
I don’t think you understand how hard it is to explain to two very uninterested kids how important it is for mom and dad to see Long Island’s own Busta Rhymes perform with the Ninja Turtles at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Came a long way from "Case of The P.T.A."
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in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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the berry-flavored Tums taste too good
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
the berry-flavored Tums taste too good
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imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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society if valve let you air strafe in portal 2
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
society if valve let you air strafe in portal 2
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iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it
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My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
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One time a guy on Dolphins Twitter called me gay for eating eggs Benedict and that feels the same kinda vibe as this
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
One time a guy on Dolphins Twitter called me gay for eating eggs Benedict and that feels the same kinda vibe as this