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sipping kombucha and playing a video game with his wife - The NYT

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he/him
Hedy Lamarr's list of marriages on Wikipedia has an incredible punchline
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
made this banana cream pie with a gluten free Oreo crust. This is one of the best desserts I've ever made
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
lmao
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
looks like they're gonna have to sell off the entire league if the Yankees can't even pull it off. Damn shame. I hear people like baseball
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
thinking about her again
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
lately
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
similarly, this one went around yesterday
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
after that second Lizza post I think we can officially forgive Kevin Smith as a society for this tweet
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
this is such a great looking movie.
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
emergency New York Times editorial meeting right now
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
my favorite example of this is this totally normal scene from Poltergeist (1990)
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The U.S. House of Representatives has also voted to release the files implicating that my dog is a very good boy
November 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
A Cuphead style game where you fight U.S. government mascots
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"For years, her daughter Lani believed her birth father was singer Tony Bennett; but DNA testing revealed the father was actually comedian Marty Allen."

this might be the funniest line I've ever read on Wikipedia
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
we live in a shittier version of a Batman videogame where the Joker breaks out all the criminals in Arkham Asylum
November 16, 2025 at 8:17 AM
clicked through everything I can see in the Activity tab and it's still there. This shit is a psyop
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
pretty funny that:

A) at a moment he could have tried to seem more human by saying "Enders Game" or something, he opted to provide books that pushed his agenda instead

B) the man accused of not reading provided a list of books he likes to a site that specializes in summarizing books
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Harvard and MIT educated and she's never had a real job her entire life. Just groomed to join the ruling class
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
did you see this one? I'm gonna fucking lose it
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 AM
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
it's noted as a landmark and tourist attraction on Google Maps now
November 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
if you see this post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it. here's the obvious one for me
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM