Scott Pehoushek
@scottpehoushek.bsky.social
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Just made myself laugh imagining a Hobbit-themed burlesque performance by a dancer named Lorta DaRingz.
February 16, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Just made myself laugh imagining a Hobbit-themed burlesque performance by a dancer named Lorta DaRingz.
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The other night on Jeopardy, two players were tied going into final. The woman in third made a small wager and her answer was, "I hope they both bet everything." They both did, all three got it wrong, and she won. As if that wasn't already hilarious enough, turns out it was all a master plan!
Okay but she posted on Reddit after the broadcast that she realized partway through Double Jeopardy that this was her only way to win, and started deliberately picking clues/buzzing in to maximize the odds that they would be tied going into Final. Absolute galaxy brain.
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
The other night on Jeopardy, two players were tied going into final. The woman in third made a small wager and her answer was, "I hope they both bet everything." They both did, all three got it wrong, and she won. As if that wasn't already hilarious enough, turns out it was all a master plan!
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I just watched five minutes of Industry for the first time and I am basically just understanding the finance stuff in terms of tone the way a dog understands human language.
February 10, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I just watched five minutes of Industry for the first time and I am basically just understanding the finance stuff in terms of tone the way a dog understands human language.
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My horrible dog, whom I love more than my life, has patented a new technique where he poops, waits for me to pick it up, walks several steps, and poops again. He's doing this to demoralize me
January 31, 2026 at 7:22 PM
My horrible dog, whom I love more than my life, has patented a new technique where he poops, waits for me to pick it up, walks several steps, and poops again. He's doing this to demoralize me
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is it too late to call Bryan Fuller's Hannibal "Eated Rivalry"
January 26, 2026 at 1:40 AM
is it too late to call Bryan Fuller's Hannibal "Eated Rivalry"
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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MRS. KLAUS: [over coms] You should be coming up on the North American continent in 20 clicks.
SANTA: Heh, time to get my coal ready.
MRS. KLAUS: Focus, S.
SANTA: Heh, time to get my coal ready.
MRS. KLAUS: Focus, S.
December 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
MRS. KLAUS: [over coms] You should be coming up on the North American continent in 20 clicks.
SANTA: Heh, time to get my coal ready.
MRS. KLAUS: Focus, S.
SANTA: Heh, time to get my coal ready.
MRS. KLAUS: Focus, S.
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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Lots of well-deserved love for Rhea Seehorn, but damn, the guy who plays Manousos is killing it, too
December 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Lots of well-deserved love for Rhea Seehorn, but damn, the guy who plays Manousos is killing it, too
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It’s so funny that Jack Skellington is just the grinch coming at it from the angle of *loving* Christmas too much
He thinks he’s crushing it
He thinks he’s crushing it
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It’s so funny that Jack Skellington is just the grinch coming at it from the angle of *loving* Christmas too much
He thinks he’s crushing it
He thinks he’s crushing it
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why wasn’t yukon cornelius in more movies? were there allegations
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
why wasn’t yukon cornelius in more movies? were there allegations
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.
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[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
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Saw a review of his new movie that said “Osgood Perkins (Longlegs, The Monkey)” and now I’m imagining a world where that’s a famous cartoon character he plays, like Sonic, The Hedgehog.
November 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Saw a review of his new movie that said “Osgood Perkins (Longlegs, The Monkey)” and now I’m imagining a world where that’s a famous cartoon character he plays, like Sonic, The Hedgehog.
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While both have their place, Dutch Baby clears traditional pancakes in any of breakfast head-to-head. Showier, easier to clean up after, flaky, takes condiments better. Just a fantastic all-rounder.
November 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
While both have their place, Dutch Baby clears traditional pancakes in any of breakfast head-to-head. Showier, easier to clean up after, flaky, takes condiments better. Just a fantastic all-rounder.
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When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.
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One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
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slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross
October 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross