ScottMichael
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ScottMichael
@scottmichaeld.bsky.social
Orange is a color and a fruit.
Getting older is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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You can’t get into Heaven if you go around arresting innocent people and pardoning guilty ones.
October 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Russia is carried out a massive terrorist attack on Kyiv last night targeting civilians. The more Putin loses the more he retaliates against innocent people. Russia is a terrorist state.
May 24, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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The war for Ukraine is the only ongoing war where good and evil can be attributed between combatants. Ukraine are categorically the good guys and defenders while Russia is a harbinger of evil and terror.
May 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Over 250 drones and 14 ballistic missiles used by Putin and the Russian terrorist state to attack civilians in Kyiv. Ukraine's brave defenders shot down as many as possible saving thousands of lives.
May 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Trump is like Lincoln except he wants to bring slavery back.
Spotted going up at USDA today…
May 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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The Navy has now lost more fighter jets in 2 months
Than the U.S. military lost in the entirety of the Afghanistan War
May 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Remove a letter, ruin a movie.

It's A Wonderful Lie
Remove a letter, ruin a movie.

The Cow.
Remove a letter, ruin a movie. I'll go first:

The People Under the Stars
May 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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March 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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It's official: The lunatics are now running the asylum.
March 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Life comes at you fast. But not the asteroid part of life. That takes forever apparently.
February 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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1 day until Christmas 🎄
December 24, 2023 at 9:42 AM
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I love that one movie where they finally solve the mystery.
December 7, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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THEM: The pleasure is all mine

ME: Yeah, no shit. I'm incredibly delightful.
December 5, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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If you can’t handle me at my worst, it isn’t getting any fucking better.
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Wait... did I just get woken up by a winter thunderstorm????
December 5, 2024 at 5:20 AM
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Like there was ever any doubt that my boy, Katsuki “Kacchan” Bakugo would win the World Best Hero poll. The thing you need to remember is, when it comes to Bakugo…
December 2, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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Do people who design product packaging ever try to open their own products?🥴
December 2, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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A true friend would plot the murder of your enemies
December 1, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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Had to play around with Photoshop and a couple other apps to work on the hands to make this cuz I couldn’t pass up the opportunity, but here it is: Lani’s Kraven “No – Yes” meme.

Let the jokes commence!
December 1, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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Bagels are just an excuse to eat a tub of cream cheese. That shit is in the kitchen calling me. I hear it
December 2, 2024 at 4:05 AM
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Those Mondays after a holiday weekend hit harder than Bruce Lee on steroids
December 2, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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I am REALLY bad at self promotion, but what better day to do it than Cyber Monday? I have calendars and ornaments available (calendars are running low), as well as a full catalog of prints.

Calendars/ornaments:
www.davedicello.shop

All prints:
prints.davedicello.com/gallery/4285...
December 2, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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From a young age, I knew it felt like you were mad at me.
December 2, 2024 at 2:11 PM
I lied, she also claims my pillows to sleep.
December 1, 2024 at 11:27 PM