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3X Raven Society Reject
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These 2 UC President’s Fellows just learned that our hiring incentive is not going to be defunded….for now!

UCs, please hire us for faculty positions ASAP haha!!!

(But seriously if you’re at #sfn25 , let’s chat 😌)
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
this chick had the funniest story about how she got internet famous and it was so fuckin’ funny i made a lot of noise at like 4am in bed after i read it. gf not pleased.

i wish i could remember it.
Two years and two days ago, a woman delivered some chili to her new neighbors. Everyone was very happy and normal and there were no lasting effects.
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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👀👀👀
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
it’s about control. all of these things diminish control over workers—when your healthcare isn’t tied to your job, when you aren’t starving-level desperate, when you make enough money to have choices, options, self-determination . . .

just proves most of these folks will cut off their nose . . .
Medicare for All would save $450B a year.

Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.

Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.

It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.

It’s about priorities.
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
fuck that. pray for ice to get theirs.
So, yes, ICE/CPB have descended upon Charlotte. One possible danger I'll be watching about for: North Carolina allows open-carry of guns without a permit, with no limits on weapon caliber size or magazine capacity. Pray for peace.
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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That last line
From a statement from faith leaders at Broadview this morning:

"God does not bless cages. God does not sanction abductions. God demands freedom."
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Remember:

Tesla is included in the MAG7 when it comes to stock valuations but excluded when it comes to earnings 🧐 🧐 🧐
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
lmao. tell me about it. i an forever silently judging shitty advertising.
crazy how much this bugs me now that someone pointed it out. if i worked at the white house, i would find this ugly, but not as annoying as i do now. ignorance is really bliss bc they more you learn, the more you just walk around thinking "collar gap" and "kerning is off."
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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They held the line for more than three years. Three fucking years. Incredible.
BREAKING: We won!

Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.

pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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I pretty much made this mostly for @dramypsyd.rmh-therapy.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:07 AM
it is amazing to me that “business leaders” aren’t concerned with supporting a president who is so inept & careless in his position that air travel in the US is no longer dependable, predictable, or as safe as it should be.

majority party still governing like a minority party
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
you think dersh gonna use a revolver or a semi-auto?
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
blew a cheap factory speaker in my car, just a 6.5” woofer.

bought a set of new jbl 2-ways off craigslist for cheap.

for a lot of years anytime i needed car stereo stuff, a buddy of mine i’ve known since we were kids skating around the neighborhood, would sort me out.
November 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Sad day for the folks who staked their reputations on lab leak conspiracy theories.

www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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lawyers who are appointed to represent people in federal criminal cases (these are private practice lawyers who handle public defender overflow - about 40% of all cases) haven't been paid since july. we barely have a government right now.
October 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
fuckin’ treinen
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
somebody needs to call this guy out. the senate takes a simple majority to pass legislation just like the house.
Mike Johnson: "Democrats are required to open the government. They keep saying, 'Republicans are in charge of government.' We aren't!"
October 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Look around your neighborhood 🔦
That streetlight? Could have a camera.
That squadcar? Could be hijacking your cell signal.
EFF is working to kick surveillance out of our communities. We just need your help: takebackctrl.org/stop-survei...
October 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
lmao. they haven’t thought out shit. these chucklefucks think so highly of themselves they’re convinced they can just vibes anything.

nope.
I really don't think they've thought the ramifications of letting snap run out if money
May I present a former clerk to Justice Gorsuch.
October 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Paid out so much money to the homies this weekend. In a world where the going rate for a bar gig has been $100 per for like 40 years, it’s no surprise that the cats love a good payday, and it feels great to hook it up.

Here’s my secret: hire the best, pay them the best, and they’ll always say yes!
October 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I hate straight Halloween; what do you mean you’re the Capital One guy?
October 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
lmao absolutely thought this was some easter egg command or quirk of a text-based or early video game—nope, some guy’s name and not the crazy ivan-equivalent command that makes the weird trolls melee attack.
I had to do the Orcutt Turn twice this morning with two of the breakfast places here at Seattle airport.

Ah, but what is the Orcutt Turn?
October 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
we are the worst fucking people, honestly.

an old friend that went a different way in life, and with whom i no longer speak regularly—organically, as we drifted in opposite directions, once asked me for how long I thought people should receive food stamps.

my answer is as long as they are hungry.
October 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
i love when people say trump derangement syndrome tds and think they’re talking about somebody else.

it is a very crazy world.
October 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM